New Jersey Toilet Paper Crisis?

[Generic Other]

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Via Time: "According to Bloomberg News, the Garden State's capital will run out of toilet paper next week unless the expense is approved. City Hall has enough to last until Friday, but other city buildings may run out early this week, Trenton Mayor Tony Mack said in a statement. His office says the city council is refusing to sign off on the $42,573 paper products purchase...".* Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur discuss the New Jersey situation on The Young Turks.

[MarianJack]

1. They're going to "wipe" them out?

They may consider the bill a "rip off".

Do they thing that people just go to the toilet to "loaf" around?

No, I'm not 4 "sheets" to the wind.

Many need to go to the bathroom after a "square" meal.

These are just "wizzing" along, aren't they?

WHAT? Nobody is going to "roll" on the floor? That makes me feel "crappy"!

PEACE! (or in this context, maybe PIECE!?)

[greiner3]

2. I carry wet wipes;

When I 'go' in public places. This saves me the embarrassment of the odor of some who don't/can't wipe all the way.

I had to go all the way to the South to learn the meaning of 'dingleberries.' I thought it was, well, not a nice thing to say to a person without any context behind it.

[BlueToTheBone]

3. Many years ago, I was in Mexico during a tp shortage

and old women would sit at the door and sell squares of paper for a peso. May be a new industry for NJ soon. Who says republicans aren't job created?

[HopeHoops]

4. Is Christie hogging it all again? He was the kid that took all the paper out of the other stalls.

And needed it.

[Historic NY]

5. Lot of crap comes out of that place...we should send them our Yellow Books.

[MADem]

6. BYOB? Bring yer own buttwipe? nt

[Deep13]

7. New Jersey residents keep stuffing it in their ears so they don't have to listen to Christie.

That's why they've run out.

[99th_Monkey]

8. How ironic. Koch Brothers are the toilet paper Czars of the Universe

You'd think they could at least kick down a little of their wares to help out New Jersey in this hour of TP crisis.

[DeSwiss]

9. K&R

- That's why I always keep extra TP for emergencies.......