Pat Robertson says limbs can be regenerated through faith healing! Hallelujah!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

From today

That's going to give David Icke and the lizard people kooks a years worth of material.

[Scootaloo]

1. Mmmm, mmm MMMMM! That's some delicious grade-A stupid right there!

[Turbineguy]

2. He grew

a dick out of his neck!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Well, he's turned enough ordinary folks into assholes in his day.

Maybe he's onto something.

[MichiganVote]

4. Pat is overdue for a surrender to the white coats.

[Botany]

5. Although Pat R is a cash cow for CBN his days for being allowed to speak on the TV machine .....

.... are #ed. He keeps getting nuttier everyday.

[longship]

7. I watch him on my televisionary set.

(I'll buy anybody a beer who catches the cultural reference.)

R&K

[hobbit709]

6. Evidently brains can't be.

[shenmue]

8. Good comic

Reptile Men looks much more fun than an actual Pat Robertson show.

[weissmam]

9. Oh please

Does anyone take him seriously anymore or is he just a side show?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

11. Yes

Republican presidential nominees take him plenty seriously:

[freshwest]

18. Shapeshifting interdimensional entities caught on camera! Run for your lives! Literally...

[BillyRibs]

10. The sick thing about this Horses ass is,

Some folks actually believe him and his sky god as the absolute truth.

[dotymed]

12. Last week we laid to rest my Aunt.

I have never known a person with an unshakable faith of her level.

Her Daughter (a preachers wife) died 10 years ago from lymphoma also. Her husband, about 5 years previous to that. They all died from lymphoma.

If there were a healing for the very devout, it would have happened.

Pat is a snake oil salesman who happens to be senile as well.
He has committed more sins against the poor (and has practiced slavery among many other illegal acts) than most evil people that I can think of.
He is a shit stain on humanity.

[freshwest]

16. +1,000. Blood Diamond Pat.

[KansDem]

13. They just say whatever shit flows through their head...

Why are we even exposed to this nonsense?

[gopiscrap]

14. Pat Robertson has been a fucking nutcase for 40 years now

[jmowreader]

15. This is the same asshole who told someone her medical bills would go away if she tithed better

Pat Robertson is not senile or insane. He is pure evil; he knows exactly what he is saying and those things are beyond the pale.

The highest paid person at CBN is the makeup artist. It takes mad skillz to cover up horns and a tail as well as she can, and that kind of talent isn't cheap.

[freshwest]

17. And applying his human eye contact lenses...