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Sexorcism: Demon in Woman's Vagina Removed by Fake Priest's Penis (Original Post) circlethesquare Aug 2013 OP
I like the David Packman show! Sunlei Aug 2013 #1
I smell an urban legend Jack Rabbit Aug 2013 #2

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
2. I smell an urban legend
Thu Aug 22, 2013, 10:06 AM
Aug 2013

The story is from Boccaccio's Decameron. It concerns a monk who led a very holy life, fastidiously observing his vows, until a drop dead gorgeous and very naive virgin came to him seeking spiritual advice. When she observed that his yang was hard she what it was. "That is the Devil," he said, "and we need to cast him into Hell."

"Where is Hell?" she asked.

I think you can figure our where Hell is located. The girl sought further spiritual advice from the monk often after that, especially so they could together cast the Devil into Hell.

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