GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head

[Tx4obama]

Republicans will reveal the identity of the Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election. (Originally aired 11/18/11)

Psst: from The Onion

p.s. Video reminded me of back in 2008 when John McCain said he 'knew how to find' Bin Laden and that he would tell how if he was elected president.

[Kurmudgeon]

1. Glad the Unknown Comedian found another gig, I always liked him!

[Tx4obama]

2. LOL !!! I forgot about him ;)

[jonthebru]

8. "We'll be back with more annoying stuff!"

[Turbineguy]

3. I never forget a face Newtie

but in your case I'll make an exception!

[HopeHoops]

4. That's one of the few Onion clips that sounded completely real. The OTHER one was...

"Sony introduces a fucking piece of shit that doesn't do what it's fucking supposed to."

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Sarah Palin, Jeb Bush or someone more qualified . . .

May I suggest a skid row wino or a resident of the state pen doing a stretch for burglary?

[ffr]

9. Maybe a Seinfeld episode, but...

if that's Palin, she has man hands.

[mahina]

6. Love this, shared it, thank you!

[Ineeda]

7. And Reagan beat Carter

by saying he had a solution to the hostage crisis that he would implement after being elected. Such patriots!

[Bette Noir]

10. I may be older than you are.

I was reminded of Nixon's secret plan to end the war in Vietnam.

[cyberswede]

11. This guy?