Molly Ivins in TX Dildo Diaries

[kpete]

Molly Ivins in Dildo Diaries


Molly Ivins and others explore arcane Texas laws relating to orifice-fillers you may sell and how you may describe them.

* If it looks like a penis, you can call it an "educational model". But it can't vibrate.

* If it vibrates, it's a "personal massager". But it can't look like a penis.

* If you possess 6 or more devices, that's a felony, because it shows intent to distribute.

* Possessing 5 or fewer merely makes you a hobbyist.

* However, butt plugs are A-OK.

[snappyturtle]

1. Don't you just have to wonder how many of these Reps ran home that night or

frantically called their significant others to take inventory?

Hope Molly Ivins is smiling down on us....laughing....didn't she have a
wonderful laugh?

edit: Got to Bookmark for when times get to be too much here at DU!

[Jim Lane]

2. That woman in the Senate was really having a blast giving the Bible-thumper a hard time....

no pun intended.

The only part I didn't like about her questioning was when she referred to her husband. I was halfway to falling in love.

[lindysalsagal]

3. Molly, Molly, Molly,

We do miss you so!

I wish you could have been around for the McCain and Romney campaigns. We all would have had so much more fun!

Kisses to heaven. ~snif~

[reusrename]

4. What a treasure she was.

Molly, we miss you so much.

[drynberg]

5. YEAH, I LOVED MOLLY, BUT IS NOW THE TIME FOR LAUGHING WHILE OUR RIGHT ARE EVAPORATING?

Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I am pissed and doing some serious thinking about the sad state of our lack of Justice here in the good ole USA...I wonder...would Molly be laughing now...? Perhaps

[zebonaut]

6. Too funny and sad

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Texas Legislators at work. I would like to suggest we know nothing about how good or bad the "sexual"aim of any of these legislators is. Perhaps there should be a monitor by the state in each of their bedrooms at night

[Dustlawyer]

7. See what we have to deal with here! Molly called them out, they voted for it so that no one

would think of them as a pervert! Lol

[Plucketeer]

8. They've got pregnant women cornered

Mere fornicators and copulators are next in line for regulation - this from the "less government" gang.