Pic Of The Moment: Rand Paul: End Of DOMA Means Humans Could Marry Animals

[EarlG]

Rand Paul: "Humans Will Marry Non Humans Without DOMA"

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[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Oddly, the cat looks better on his head than his hair does.

[maddiemom]

7. Cat!? Isn't it a ...ferret or something? More appropo.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Old eyes......whatever it is, still looks better.

[tclambert]

37. Definitely something from the weasel family

. . . or were you talking about the animal on his head?

[Hun Joro]

53. Lol!

[MrScorpio]

2. Mrs. Snugglesworth knows the law! nt

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

29. Mrs. Snugglesworth can do better that that! nt

[onehandle]

3. I think the bigger news here is that Rand Paul found a talking animal.

This is Hugh!

[rhett o rick]

4. Sorry but it doesnt count if only he can hear the animal. Besides Wilbur was talking

to Francis years ago.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. One could marry a corporation, no?

Corporations have all the rights of citizenship.

But would a church recognize the marriage?

[IggleDoer]

21. Many Senators and Congressmen are already betrothed to corporations.

n/t

[BrotherIvan]

42. DUzy

[LisaLynne]

6. I could make a nasty insinuation as to why all of his ilk ...

seem to miss the consent part being necessary ... and an even nastier one about why they all go immediately to the "we can marry animals now" thing...

[SwissTony]

11. Both the Jo(h)ns (Stewart and Oliver) have made this point repeatedly.

It's a bit worrying that people at that level think on that level.

[dougg]

8. Humans marrying animals?

Interesting that republicans have the most interest in doing so.

[mindem]

10. So what?

Even if that were the case why would it be any of his damned business? How these idiots can constantly screech about freedom and then turn around a micro-manage everyones life so is beyond comprehension.

[Iliyah]

12. Seems like GOPers have a thing for:

Bestiality; rape; anal sex (Scalia & Cuccinelli - kinda sounds like cucuy); probing women's vagina's, and the list goes on.

[titanicdave]

13. Dear Rand.....

........how can I put this politely........"go ye forth and multiply thyself"........see if you are smart enough to figure out what it means in plain English.......

[Initech]

14. Hopefully 2018 (?) is the last we'll be hearing of this blathering idiot.

[Stuart G]

15. I guess this conclusion shows he is not the brightest bulb around. And,

now, perhaps, more will see how dim he really is.

[CarrieLynne]

16. Imma ask Microsoft for its hand in marriage :)

[vlyons]

17. If you could marry an animal,

what animal would that be? For me, I'd marry a male bower bird because they're so amusing.

[Deep13]

18. My hamster has been nagging me to finally tie the knot. nt

[mwb970]

19. What exactly is the republican fascination with sex with animals?

They seem to use every possible opportunity to talk about people having sex with animals, that is, when they are not loading up their online comments with graphic descriptions of gay sex.

As I've been asking for years now, what on earth is WRONG with these people?

[catbyte]

23. Probably because their only other reliable date is with their right hand.

[JEFF9K]

20. don't remember

I don't remember that ever happening before DOMA.

[catbyte]

22. The napping ferret is an awesome touch, LOL.

[Grins]

24. Been saying it for year: Marriage is a CONTRACT!

No matter whether you get some Smokey Joe to say magic words at some ceremony - marriage is still only a contract, and you have to be able to legally sign a contract.

You get a license from the court, you may have to get tests, both parties sign the certificate, you affirm your intentions before a magistrate or his representative, and then it gets filed with - a court.

No? If you want a divorce, whom do you call first? Your priest - or your lawyer?

[Deep13]

38. I prefer to think of it as a mutual agreement between equals.

Similar to what you say, both people have to agree knowingly. That's a bit difficult for a German shepherd.

[Enrique]

25. leave Mrs. Snugglesworth out of it!

[Major Nikon]

26. Dichotomous thinking at its finest

[Auggie]

27. ROFL! Great visual, EarlG!

[AndyA]

28. That really is a stretch...saying the end of DOMA = humans marrying animals

What kind of a sick, perverted mind would think of such a thing? Rand Paul is not alone when it comes to crazy thoughts among Republicans.

Unlike being gay, which is something you're either born with or you're not, choosing to be a hateful, bigoted, crazy talking, politician IS a choice. If anything should be legislated, it should be that CRAZY PEOPLE can't serve in Congress. That would save a lot of time and money for the American taxpayers, and greatly improve the functioning of government.

[npk]

30. Well maybe not marriage, but Rand can still find time to fool around.

Mr. Snugglesworth will be ready when the time is right.

[Politicub]

31. Exposes Paul's secret desires

It seems the GOP immediately thinks of sex, marrying an animal or relations with members of their family whenever gay rights are mentioned. Weird fetishes they have, those republicans.

I don't believe gays or our allies are lining up to marry their ottoman or pet snake, Ms. Hiss. Well, that slip cover is looking pretty sexy there, ottoman.

[DinahMoeHum]

32. "Ducks. . .Sex with ducks. . .We'll do it in the rain. . ."

Pat Robertson once said
It's a long downward slide
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand side by side

God, I hope he's right
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do
Something awful (awful, awful)

[progressoid]

33. Mrs? Snugglesworth?

MRS? She's already married?

[Contrary1]

34. Big deal, Rand. Humans have been marrying non-humans for some time now...

These ladies don't seem to have a problem with it.

[Beacool]

41. Is Calista human?

She looks like the alien from Mars Attacks.

[nyquil_man]

35. Rick Santorum couldn't be reached for comment. Too busy screwing the pooch. nt

[ProSense]

36. Great job with the hair

[indepat]

39. Just wondering if the fine senator has a favorite animal

[HockeyMom]

40. I have had cats my entire 64 years

Few years ago one passed away at the age of 22. They are like my CHILDREN. Do you want marry your children? Sorry,Rand Paul, NO to that one. There is more than one kind (sexual) of love.

[AlbertCat]

43. Mr Rand DOES know that....

.... he just prattling along because he thinks Glenn Beck's fans are dumber than a bag of hammers. He thinks the average citizen is only slightly more intelligent.
The arrogance and confidence in a lack of consequences to his lies and shows is astounding.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

44. my cat would do a better job as Senator than Rand Paul

[mountain grammy]

45. Rand Paul is an idiot. Next time he puts his foot in his mouth,

I hope he chokes on it.

[MNBrewer]

46. When animals can form corporations, maybe.

*sigh*

[colsohlibgal]

47. Really Twisted

Just another republican with maybe a hidden animal fetish. Really, really creepy where their minds go.

[decrepittex]

58. Animal Fetish

It seems quite a group of Republicans go straight to this idea that someone is going to marry goat. Makes you wonder if they were too close to their pets as teenagers.

[klook]

48. Hilarious!

One of your best, EarlG!

I'll never again see Rand Appall again with thinking of his 'edge'og 'air!

[Martin Eden]

49. Rand Paul was merely fulfilling his contract.

Members of the Republican Party are legally obligated to say asinine idiotic things like that.

[47of74]

50. How long until that ferret declares independence?

And jumps and makes a break for it?

[HiddenAgenda63]

51. Sen Paul: "Ending DOMA is simply putting lipstick on a pig."

[djean111]

52. This stuff about bestiality, of course, is just a GOP excuse to equate being gay with bestiality.

In print, on TV, enshrined in law. They are quite gleeful about having the opportunity to be able to say being gay = bestiality on talk shows and for the cameras. Happy to make their real feelings known to young gay people.
Never thought my feelings would get to this, but I am starting to feel that people in my life who feel this way are less than human.
I can't help it.

[JCMach1]

54. Unless said animal has been incorporated...

So, Ms. Snugllesworth LLC would be ok...

[Nanjing to Seoul]

55. Rand is right. Before DOMA, his mother married a pig (Ron Paul) and produced a troglodyte (Rand)

So Rand is correct.

[Bill USA]

56. it's really hard to imagine this guy's staggering ignorance and even even worse to think

people voted this guy into Congress. Certainly we are fighting to keep the GOP from driving the U.S. back into the Dark Ages.

Rand Paul, possibly the biggest imbecile in Congress.

[Rain Mcloud]

57. Santorum was running around saying this very thing.

Reminded me of this toon,which i did not make,but wish that i had.
[link:|

[MrCanoehead]

59. But, as a hardline Libertarian, shouldn't he be in *favour* of this?

After all, keeping inter-species marriage illegal is just another Big Gummint imposition on our civil liberties.

[Gregorian]

60. Hey, do you hang out on b3ta?

I hope so.

I mean, how many MrCanoeheads can there be.