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Mkap

(223 posts) Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:26 PM Apr 2013

How Exxon is bringing energy to you !

Learn how Exxon is bringing energy right to your front porch!!!

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How Exxon is bringing energy to you ! (Original Post) Mkap Apr 2013 OP

Think of all the benefits! Newest Reality Apr 2013 #1

Newest Reality

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1. Think of all the benefits!

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Wed Apr 10, 2013, 09:37 PM

Apr 2013

Something stuck, squeaky, rusted?

Simply go outside your door and grab a handful of free and reliable lubricant, brought to you by the beneficial hand of Exxon!

Coming soon, the personal lubricant refiner! That's right, turn that sludge into an easy way for you and your special one to slide into joy with a slippery, clear and lemon-scented result.

One way or another, we do provide the lube, so bend over America! You're gonna' love it.

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