Today's Tiedrich rant: Comer Fudd and Half-Dressed Jimmy are vowing to 'lock Biden up' -- have fun with that, morons

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/comer-fudd-and-half-dressed-jimmy

you have to wonder if Hog Romancin’ Jimmy Comer spreads rakes around his bed at night, so he can wake up in the morning and get right to work humiliating himself.

who the fuck knows what shouty half-dressed degenerate wrestling coach Jimmy Jordan does to prepare himself for the humiliations to come. maybe he dresses like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

the Jimmys are caught up in a Big Sad right now, because Little Donny Fuckface keeps screaming at them to TAKE DOWN JOE BIDEN GODDAMMIT — but everything these clowns cook up fails miserably. they tried impeaching Biden. their first star witness turned out to be a Chinese spy. he’s on the lam, a fugitive from justice. no one has a fucking clue where he is. their second star witness turned out to be a Russian spy. he’s currently being held without bail.

and so they launched an investigation into figuring out just how old Biden is. that one blew up all to fuck, too — because their star witness, MAGA operative Robert Hur, turned out to be a partisan hack who curled up into the fetal position upon having his vicious lies exposed. everyone just pointed at the Jimmys and laughed.

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I don't get it ... how can anybody lock up the President? Every President, according to Chump, has complete 100% immunity from EVERYTHING. No President can ever be considered guilty or even suspected of breaking a law, according to Chump. But Jim Jordan and Jim Comer haven't been listening to that nonsense.

If Joe Biden can be locked up while he's in office, then they should have no problem with the former president Chump being perp-walked to the hoosegow. It's time for Chump to go.

[Blue Owl]

1. K&R

[BOSSHOG]

2. The god fearing professionals on the Supreme Court

Are trying to figure out how to give only trump immunity and no other President. Sammy the rat is dusting off his witch doctor tomes from the 17th century, Gorsuch is tilting at windmills, frat boy is on spring break doing Stuff he’ll later deny, trump is ordering ginni to tell slappy what to do, Amy is praying for a solution favorable only to trump and the Chief is seriously thinking of retiring. He still thinks he has a reputation to protect. BUT, the decision is so fucking easy it shouldn’t have to be made.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Hey it takes time to go through Nostradamus quatrains to find just the right

string of words to prove that Trump and only Trump gets immunity.

[BOSSHOG]

5. The report will be 700 chiseled pages long

and given a blood bath to ensure purity

[Irish_Dem]

6. Quoting all the founding fathers. And case law back to the Magna Carta.

[dutch777]

3. Just Trump toadys tossing rancid red meat to the MAGA base that they eat up. It will continue but no real action...

...just talk to placate Trump after he was actually impeached twice. We Dems and other rationale people look at this and ask why are they wasting their time on this when there is obviously nothing there to pin ANY charges on. We, and all Americans, can be frustrated why they waste time on this when there are real important things to do like pass a budget for more than two weeks at a time, get aid to Ukraine, actually vote on an improved immigration plan passed in the Senate and such. But they are quite content, and I guess assured, that in doing these sorts of otherwise non-sensical exercises it will cement their relationship with the less rationale part of the voter base where continuing grievance, conspiracy and above all, supporting Trump no matter what, is the ticket to re-election more than actual sane governance. We can certainly blame these people that continue this rather than further the legitimate and higher priority interests of the country, but until enough people stop voting for them that they lose their high positions, there may be no end to the insanity we see in the House.