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The empressof all

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Fri Jun 29, 2012, 05:39 PM Jun 2012

"Your Uterus is Sharon"s Lemonade" Oh My..LOL!

Helen lays it out for us....Love Them!


Margaret, a few months back I joked with you about Dick Cheney having a heart transplant. If you recall I told you it should be called a heart implant because he didn’t actually have a heart to begin with. Yesterday, I was shocked to discover that Chief Justice John Roberts at some point must have undergone a heart implant as well. Who would have ever thought he would be the deciding vote on the Affordable Care Act or as I like to call it – Christianity 101, taking care of the sick and the poor.

The existence of Robert’s heart has been a mystery to me for some time now. He was the champion of the pro-life movement until he announced that Roe vs. Wade was “settled law”. Then he voted against the Arizona immigration law and I began to think I could hear a faint beat coming from his chair. Of course he also took a piece of his rib and breathed life into inanimate corporations so creating a heart from nothing is certainly possible if not probable for him. It does appear that his new heart implant might be taking hold while Dick Cheney’s is extremely unlikely. But I am not yet ready to test that theory when it comes to a woman’s right to a safe, legal abortion.

And lest you think yesterday’s ruling has nothing to do with abortion, let me remind you what that orange speaker of the house said just before Congress took the vote on this bill:

http://margaretandhelen.com/2012/06/29/youre-damn-right-obama-cares-why-doesnt-romney/

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"Your Uterus is Sharon"s Lemonade" Oh My..LOL! (Original Post) The empressof all Jun 2012 OP
Romney baby does care you silly little person. He cares for the 1%. The 99% not so much love. southernyankeebelle Jun 2012 #1
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