W Speaking - Bill Cope

[IDemo]

The endorsement I'd love to gag through

Today, we have a speech George W. Bush has not yet delivered in support of Mitt Romney--and it's unlikely he ever will deliver it, as it appears Romney would rather be seen on stage with a 200-pound tap-dancing turd than George W. Bush. Bush didn't actually write this speech. I did. I was inspired to do so after watching Bill Clinton a couple weeks back speak on behalf of President Barack Obama. I thought it fitting and timely to remind readers what we got the last time we elected a privileged son of extreme wealth with a peculiar way of saying things.

If you object to me putting words in Bush's mouth, I assure you, I have used many of his own statements (in italics), just as he first expressed them, along with the year they were originally sputtered. Whatever isn't an exact (or near-exact, adjusted for current realities) quote from the good old Bush days was written with faithful consideration of his unique sense of humor, enunciation, syntax, verb tense and thought patterns.

To anyone still offended I would presume to write a speech for this man, I must ask: surely you don't believe he ever wrote one for himself, do you?

http://www.boiseweekly.com/boise/w-speaking/Content?oid=2671704

[yellerpup]

1. Hilarious...

now, if only the quotes from Bush were fictional.

[SnakebiteSnakebite74]

2. Womney or WRomney

I'm trying to conflate W & Romney for a bumper sticker. Any preferences?