Nance Greggs: The RIGHT is Right!

[DemocratsForProgress]

This needs to be said, and I, a liberal Democrat, am not afraid to say it to the oft-maligned RWers we dismiss as knuckle-dragging idiots:

You’re right. Obama is a Kenyan-born Muslim communist capitalist socialist, whose birth announcement was placed in a Hawaiian newspaper five decades ago by someone who foresaw his future bid for the presidency, and wanted to pave the way for his takeover of the nation.

You’re right. There is a "gay agenda." It is carried out by people who have chosen to overcome their natural desire for heterosexual sex, and instead pretend to be attracted to same-sex partners because it’s in, it’s cool, it’s happenin’. As a result of adhering to their agenda, they have fewer rights, can become the victims of assault, can lose their jobs, and be treated like outcasts in their own families. The only possible reason for their doing so is to piss people like you off.

You’re right. Marriage is a sacred institution. That’s why so many prominent Republican politicians marry multiple times, in order to be even more “sacred” in the eyes of the Lord.

You’re right. Traditional marriages disintegrate in places where gays can legally marry. In fact, before the recognition of gay marriage, traditionally-married heterosexual couples never divorced for any reason.

You’re right. Sex education invariably leads to premarital sex, which was unheard of before Sex Ed became part of the curriculum. In addition, no one ever engaged in oral sex before Bill Clinton invented it.

You’re right. No one should have access to birth control, as it goes against God’s law, unlike gun control, which Jesus spoke out against at every opportunity.

You’re right. Christians are being blatantly persecuted every time someone says "Happy Holidays" or advertises a sale on Xmas trees. The more egregious examples – like churches being torn down, and burnings-at-the-stake – are just not widely reported, thanks to the Lib'rul Media.

More at: http://www.democratsforprogress.com/2012/06/20/the-right-is-right/

[Angry Dragon]

1. Thanks for the smiles

[clang1]

2. re Nance Greggs: The RIGHT is Right!

loooll ya all those 'communists' in Kenya. I cannot believe the crackheads we have here still call people communist even.

[gademocrat7]

3. Thanks, Nance.

[JohnnyLib2]

4. I wish some of this reasoning could be thrown back at Limbaugh, on his program.

He'd end the call quickly, but what fun it would be.

[clang1]

5. re: I wish some of this reasoning could be thrown back at Limbaugh, on his program.

Man I still remember when that faeces spewer first went on the air. F'ing swine parasite.

[Jamaal510]

6. The right is right about not being right.