NanceGreggs: FYI: GOP

[babylonsister]

Posted with permission.

http://www.democratsforprogress.com/2012/03/20/fyi-gop/

FYI: GOP
By NanceGreggs, on March 20th, 2012

In view of the fact that so many Republicans are interested in – nay, obsessed with – my sex life, my genitalia, and my reproductive rights, I thought I would share the information you seem to crave:

Name: Nance Greggs
Citizenship: American

Marital Status: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Marriages: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Cohabitations Outside of “Official” Marriage: None of your goddamned business.
Sexual Orientation: None of your goddamned business.
Sexual Preferences: None of your goddamned business.

Number of Past/Present Sexual Partners: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Children: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Miscarriages: None of your goddamned business.

Number of Abortions: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Abortion(s): None of your goddamned business.
Name of Abortion Provider (if applicable): None of your goddamned business.

Use of Birth Control: None of your goddamned business.
Method(s) of Birth Control Used: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Using Birth Control: None of your goddamned business.

Age at Time of Loss of Virginity: None of your goddamned business.
Age at Time of First Sexual Encounter: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Pre-Marital Sexual Encounters: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Extra-Marital Sexual Encounters: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Sexual Encounters While Single: None of your goddamned business.

Size/Depth of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Texture of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Temperature of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Naturally-Occurring Lubrication of Vaginal Canal (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Naturally-Occurring Lubrication of Vaginal Canal (aroused): None of your goddamned business.

Shape/Color of Vulva (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Shape/Color of Vulva (aroused): None of your goddamned business.
Prominence of Clitoris (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Prominence of Clitoris (aroused): None of your goddamned business.

Size/Shape of Uterus: None of your goddamned business.
Condition of Ovaries: None of your goddamned business.
Current Ability to Bear Children: None of your goddamned business.
Current Willingness to Bear Children: None of your goddamned business.

Frequency of Intercourse: None of your goddamned business.
Frequency of Orgasm: None of your goddamned business.
Frequency of Masturbation: None of your goddamned business.

Use of Sexually-Stimulating Devices: None of your goddamned business.
Use of Sexually-Stimulating Clothing: None of your goddamned business.
Use of Sexually-Stimulating Videos/Photographs: None of your goddamned business.

Conditions That Lead to Sexual Arousal: None of your goddamned business.
Conditions That Lead to Sexual Satisfaction: None of your goddamned business.

Reason(s) for Limiting Size of Family: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Desiring More Children: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Planning Pregnancies Beforehand: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Choosing Not to Have Children: None of your goddamned business.

I don’t know where your current obsession about women (and their “lady parts”) comes from. Perhaps your mommy whacked your pee-pee when you had “dirty thoughts” as a child.

Maybe you fear being labelled a wuss for the rest of your life – the way you were in high school, when you had to take your cousin to the prom because you couldn’t get a date.

Maybe it’s a way to get back at all the women who have scorned you over the years – the women who are so obviously more intelligent, well-informed, and successful than you are.

In any event, here’s one last piece of information I am more than happy to volunteer:

Political Affiliation: Member of the Democratic Party – obviously – which is why I know none of the above is any of your goddamned business.

Oh, and yes, I vote.

Yours Very Truly,
Nance Greggs

[MarianJack]

1. Nobody says it quite like Nance!

K&R! Thanks for posting, babylonsister. I alwaus look for your posts with the knowledge that it'll be something good, informative & worthwhile.

PEACE!

[babylonsister]

2. Thanks, MarianJack!

Yes, I'm happy to see that Nance is writing again! She does say it so well!

[Warpy]

19. I just wish she hadn't moved on from here.

I've bookmarked her site, of course, but it was more convenient to have her here with the rest of the gang.

[madrchsod]

3. thanks for posting nancy`latest

i miss her contribution to the democratic underground

[LuckyLib]

29. Ditto. She can rant like no other!

[gademocrat7]

4. Thank you, babylonsister.

Nance tells it like it is.

[DeeDeeNY]

5. Thanks for posting

I love Nance! She was the reason I first got interested in DU. i saw her Rants and I was hooked. Now I know where to find her brilliant writings once again.

[onlyadream]

6. Love seeing the Nance Rants again!

Maybe, someday, she'll come back....

[secondwind]

7. As usual, another Greggs Gem, and right on point [as usual]

I love how this woman writes!

[LittleGirl]

8. thanks for posting

I miss her. Wished she'd consider coming back to DU. She's the reason I joined.

[freshwest]

9. Thanks, Nance!

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Nance's still got it!

[nevergiveup]

11. Thanks babylonsister

I miss Nance, so much.

[Bluenorthwest]

12. I guess when it gets personal, Nance finds it in herself to rant away....

The irony. I just reread some threads filled with her excuses and apologies for hate preacher McClurkin and the religious right's own Rick Warren when those 'ministers' were 'only' attacking teh gay.
So if hypocrisy is humor, this is comedy gold.

[JNelson6563]

16. Really? Got links to those?

That would make for interesting reading. I must've missed them when first posted.

Thanks in advance!

Julie

[babylonsister]

17. Do you EVER have anything nice to say? nt

[cliffordu]

18. Ah, yeah.

This train is never late.

[NanceGreggs]

22. I'd like to see a link to those comments, too.

I honestly didn't remember commenting on either McClurkin or Warren - but I did a Google search, just to be sure I was remembering correctly.

The only time those names came up in the search were in replies to one of my OPs about gay rights, where other posters cited one or both men as prime examples of homophobia, as part of the wider discussion.

Apparently, I never said a word, on DU or elsewhere, about either of these two men.

So I am particularly interested in seeing the alleged links to my many 'excuses and apologies' for their behaviour. You've said you just re-read them - so they shouldn't be difficult for you to find.

[BlueMTexpat]

27. Great to "see" you here, Nance!

Please come back - at least to post a rant on occasion ...!

[L0oniX]

23. Oh bull shit!

[tabatha]

13. The war on women is a way to try to get back control over women

that has slowly been eroded as women take control over their lives.

How many men in this country are secret Talibans.

[trusty elf]

14. K&R

[JNelson6563]

15. Rock on Nance!

[NanceGreggs]

20. Thanks to everyone ...

... for the kind words and the recs!

[Mopar151]

24. Always happy to see you!

FWIW, The Ol' Granite Pizza needs a new name, cuz it drops in a heartbeat on DU3.

[babylonsister]

25. My friend! I love you! Thanks for checking in. xoxox nt

[Overseas]

21. K&R. Well said.

[1620rock]

26. Ahh Nancy, please come back to us. We love you!! We miss you!!

[Aerows]

28. I couldn't have said it better myself

None of that is anyone's business but MINE.

If you have to ask these types of personal questions, that means I didn't volunteer this information, and therefore you don't know me well enough to be asking them!