Milbank: Sessions is laughable; the end of DACA isnt
Did you hear the one about Jeff Sessions?
Id like to tell you, but I cant. You see, its illegal to laugh at the attorney general, the man who on Tuesday morning announced that the 800,000 dreamers immigrants brought here illegally as children could soon be deported. If you were to find my Sessions jest funny, I would be an accessory to mirth.
This is no joke, because liberal activist Desiree Fairooz is now being put on trial a second time by the Justice Department Jeff Sessionss Justice Department because she laughed at Sessions during his confirmation hearing. Specifically, she laughed at a line about Sessions treating all Americans equally under the law (which is, objectively, kind of funny).
Police asked her to leave the hearing because of her laugh. She protested and was charged. In May, a jury of her peers found her guilty of disorderly conduct and another offense (first-degree chuckling with intent to titter was Stephen Colberts sentence at the time). The judge threw out the verdict, objecting to prosecutors closing argument claiming that laughter alone was enough to convict her.
But at a hearing Friday, the Justice Department said it would continue to prosecute her. A new trial is scheduled for November. Maybe Sessions, repeatedly and publicly criticized by Trump, thinks Justices anti-laughing crackdown will protect whatever dignity he has left.
If Justice Department prosecutors are determined to go after those who laugh at Sessions, they are going to need an awfully big dragnet. Sessions mannerisms, the things he says and the way he says them dare you to laugh. Its practically entrapment!
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Eliot Rosewater
(31,131 posts)reactions, to my actual health
BTW
did you notice Sessions JUMPING up to the mic to announce the vicious and likely DEADLY attack he gets to lead on Latino children?
He was bouncing around, smiling EAR TO EAR like a jackass. He is JOYOUS at the prospect of deporting them and GIDDY at the thought some of them will be homeless or possibly worse, killed.
I havent been this angry since the last racist thing he and trump did, which was the day before.
procon
(15,805 posts)He's just as thin skinned as Trump. Its a character flaw that does not lend itself to those who expect to succeed in public service.