Tracking 5 million cheating voters
Garrison Keillor
January 31, 2017 at 12:45 PM
updated January 31, 2017 at 12:46 PM
... The ban on Muslims, which was not a ban on Muslims, except they all seemed to be Muslims who were held up at airports, no Johnsons or Aberystwyths, and they had green cards and visas, including a translator formerly employed in a war zone by U.S. forces, which brought massive crowds into the streets because someone at the White House hadn't read the manual on "Writing Executive Orders" and the executive who signed the order, who couldn't tell an executive order from a lace placemat, is, for the 20th time in one week, exposed as a dope ...
Meanwhile, we are dealing with the idea that five million Americans, registered to vote in more than one place, hit the road on Election Day to cast as many ballots as possible for Hillary Clinton, a mass migration not seen except in Godzilla movies, and yet it was so poorly managed that, despite cheating on a scale never before seen in human history, she lost the Electoral College ...
Five million is an alternative fact. Other alternatives would be: (1) There was not much cheating at all. (2) There are five million Syrian refugees in this country whom we know nothing about. (3) That is the president's natural hair color ...
The word is that he is an indoorsman, watches a lot of TV and when he watches movies, he tends to fast-forward past the dialogue parts to where the cars blow up and the hero runs through the flames to rescue the babe who is taut and tan and a total ten. He does not read so much ... We held our election and that's what Florida, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin voted for ...
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