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underpants

(182,829 posts)
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 07:13 PM Jan 2017

Epic rant found on Facebook. --- Gin and Tacos.

This is from Gin and Tacos. November 2015.
Hilarious


JESUS CHRIST THE SYRIAN REFUGEES AREN'T COMING TO WHATEVER GLORIFIED TRAILER PARK / FEMA CAMP / OPEN AIR METH LAB OR DYSTOPIAN INNER RING TRACT HOUSING AND STRIP MALL FART-FUCK OF A SUBURB YOU CALL HOME, THEY WOULD TAKE ONE LOOK AT YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR A LIFE AND THINK "I'LL GO BACK AND TAKE MY CHANCES, DID YOU SEE THAT WOMAN WITH THE 'BAD BITCH' TATTOO HER TORSO LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS BAKING BREAD IN A HALTER TOP." THE FACT THAT YOU GOT A SECOND HARDEES (NEXT TO THE PELLAGRA CLINIC) DOES NOT MAKE PIGSKNUCKLE COUNTY AN APPEALING TERRORIST TARGET, IF ISIS ATTACKS THEY WILL ATTACK A CITY BECAUSE CITIES HAVE LANDMARKS AND PEOPLE WHO WALK PLACES. WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO KILL YOU WHEN THEY COULD SIT BACK AND LET CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE DO THE JOB, BE SURE TO BUY MORE GUNS THOUGH THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING YOUR VINYL SIDED RANCH HOUSE SAFE. YES THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU BUT THEY'RE NOT CALLED "ISIS" THEY'RE CALLED THE COLLECTION AGENCY AND YOUR GUNS WILL ONLY IMPRESS THEM TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY WILL FETCH SOMETHING AT AUCTION WHEN YOUR PROPERTY IS SEIZED TO PAY THE MEDICAL BILLS FOR YOUR LAST SIX ANGIOPLASTIES BUT YOU REALLY SHOWED OBUMMER BY NOT SIGNING UP FOR INSURANCE YOU DANIEL FUCKIN' BOONE RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST YOU.

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Epic rant found on Facebook. --- Gin and Tacos. (Original Post) underpants Jan 2017 OP
That is epic. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2017 #1
More of this Cirque du So-What Jan 2017 #2
Amen to that. BigDemVoter Jan 2017 #4
Normally, I'd be opposed to a post like this, but since we're now in a civil war with these manicraven Jan 2017 #3

Cirque du So-What

(25,941 posts)
2. More of this
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 07:25 PM
Jan 2017

I am in no mood for playing footsie with those idjits whatsoever. There's no possibility of reasoning with them, so let them draw their own conclusions when society unravels.

BigDemVoter

(4,150 posts)
4. Amen to that.
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 10:16 PM
Jan 2017

I was at the beach today with 2 friends from France. One of them said that we (liberals) would have to learn to live with these fascist swine. I said that as long as they insisted on maintaining their fascist (racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic) attitudes & principles, I didn't have ANY "living with/dealing with/working with/partnering with" I wanted to do with these anti-democratic pigs. They can rot as far as I'm concerned.

manicraven

(901 posts)
3. Normally, I'd be opposed to a post like this, but since we're now in a civil war with these
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 07:31 PM
Jan 2017

Trump Chumps, I'm for whatever disturbs them.

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