How To Discuss Politics With Your Loved Ones
The Onion provides helpful tips on how to avoid conflict with family and friends when discussing the thorny topic of politics.
- First things first: Leave the car running in the driveway.
- Begin any counterpoint by irately screaming I respectfully disagree! inches from your loved ones face.
- Dont languish in a circular argument. The quicker you can draw parallels between your friends opinion and militant fascism, the quicker youll win.
- Be considerate when your views differ from those of close family members. Youll find theyre more receptive to your opinions if you preface them with a long, wet raspberry.
- Listen twice as much as you talk, and talk twice as much as you wave a gun in the air.
- Your grandmother has lived a lot more life than you have. Who knows? Maybe gays really were godless filth in the 40s.
- Wait until the perfect moment to deploy your ace in the hole: that you read about this very topic somewhere just recently.
- Always remain open to the possibility that youre wrong about how much you respect your father.
- Regularly remind yourself not to let political differences affect your personal relationship with your family. Thats the job of your grandfathers estate.
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