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MIT "President Trump Simulations" Show 97.9% Chance of War When Trump Meets Any Foreign Official
Just imagine a President Trump... You may now get high and/or drunk.
MIT "President Trump Simulations" Show 97.9% Chance of War When Trump Meets Any Foreign Official
CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari): The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) today released the results of its "President Trump Simulations." The university announced that in 97.9% of simulations, any meeting between a President Trump and a foreign official resulted in a war.
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Kriegerfranzen added, "Nearly 98% of the time, a President Trump meeting with a foreign official will result in a war. We found it's largely due to the offensive, incoherent, and contradictory half-thoughts that frequently spew out of his mouth."
