Obama Has Increased Alcohol Intake Every Day to Deal with GOP

[EEO]

Obama's coping mechanism finally revealed...

Obama Has Increased Alcohol Intake Every Day to Deal with GOP

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Yesterday, the White House confirmed reports that President Obama has been steadily increasing his daily consumption of alcohol since moving into the presidential residence in January 2009. Obama stated his alcohol intake has grown every day "just to deal with Republicans and their bullshit."

And...

"If it was just me, Mitch McConnell, and John Boehner we could actually get stuff done. Mitch has a ravenous appetite for bourbon and is sauced most of the time. Boehner goes through like five of those jugs of Chablis with the picture of that old man on the label every day," explained Obama on his willingness to work with Senator McConnell (R-KY) and Speaker Boehner (R-OH).

Source: TNA


I may disagree with this president on a lot of things, but he has taken a lot more crap than most presidents. I wonder how he copes with so much hate.

[tularetom]

1. You just posted this to see how long it would take before someone pointed out...

that it's satire.

[marble falls]

2. And pretty crappy "satire" at that. I really miss onion posts!