Frantic efforts by the College Republicans chapter at Texas Tech continue as the little dweebs try to thwart Thursdays scheduled speech by counterculture icon Angela Davis. The group has helpfully offered up alternative names like Condi Rice, Gwen Ifill and Mia Love. After all, they all look alike, right, College Republicans?
David Lettermans producers are hunting down a fill-in for Thursdays show following the announcement that scheduled guest Brian Williams has canceled. Williams previously shared with the Late Show audience his fanciful tale of taking ground fire while in a helicopter in Iraq, but of course is now taking time off from his NBC Nightly News gig to spend more time with the truth.
Nigerias presidential election was originally scheduled for next Saturday, but has been postponed until March 28 by the nations Independent National Electoral Commission, which cited security concerns over continuing Boko Haram violence. John Kerry described the US government as deeply disappointed by the postponement.
The marriage license obtained last year by star-crossed lovebirds Charles Manson and Afton Elaine Burton expired last week, but cheer up, fans of true romance. According to James McGrath, a photo editor who knows Burton, shes intending to apply for a 90-day license and will make a husband out of Charlie yet. Manson is eligible for parole once again in 2027, by which time hell be a mere 723 years old...