Drunk Florida man sets self on fire while lighting Halloween cross-burning ‘prank’
Source: RawStory.com
A Florida man is recovering from burns on up to 50 percent of his body after he reportedly set himself on fire while trying light a cross-burning decoration for Halloween.
According to Florida Today, Palm Bay police identified 50-year-old Ron Nielson as the man being treated for burns by Palm Bay Fire-Rescue crews on Tuesday evening.
He was conscious and alert but he had second-degree burns over 40 to 50 percent of his body, including his chest, arms, upper torso, Palm Bay Police Department spokesperson Yvonne Martinez said.
Palm Bay police described the incident as a prank that included using candles and gasoline to light a wooden cross along the side of his home. It started as some kind of prank apparently and involved a wooden cross, Martinez explained. We dont know if he was trying to light the cross or the candles but when he did, his clothes caught fire.
Read more: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/16/drunk-florida-man-sets-self-on-fire-while-lighting-halloween-cross-burning-prank/
Derp. Derp. Derp.
Turbineguy
(37,332 posts)I may just have to start going to church again.
Snake Plissken
(4,103 posts)incidents like them.
Congratulations you're our moron of the day.
Blue Owl
(50,383 posts)n/t
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,002 posts)hack89
(39,171 posts)wouldn't want to hurt his self esteem.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,002 posts)LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)Honorable Mention.
hack89
(39,171 posts)markpkessinger
(8,401 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)for giving it a good effort, albeit in vain.
markpkessinger
(8,401 posts)someone else
(55 posts)zbdent
(35,392 posts)foot his health care bill ...
bluesbassman
(19,373 posts)Some "prank". Hope he recovers and his scars remind him of his bigotry for the rest of his days.
Ineeda
(3,626 posts)....which I'm sure will be blamed, somehow, on our president.
indepat
(20,899 posts)long and painful.
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)indepat
(20,899 posts)Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)Your rank prank just burns your ass! It couldn't happen to a nicer dickwad!
You got the trick and I got the treat...ROTFLMFAO at extra crispy Ron Nielson.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts).
graegoyle
(532 posts)If he did this as a prank, he is feeling how funny it is.
Dopers_Greed
(2,640 posts)loudsue
(14,087 posts)I would have thought all the anti-cross-burning DUers would have already put it at the top of the list.
Baitball Blogger
(46,715 posts)phantom power
(25,966 posts)It's just a joke, amirite?
IronLionZion
(45,447 posts)as if the little children in Sandy Hook weren't terrorized.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)To the latest episode of "The World's Dumbest."
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,996 posts)Probably a tea partier.
Ash_F
(5,861 posts)hughee99
(16,113 posts)Everyone would have assumed "drunk" and sadly, given recent history, many would have assumed "Florida" as well.
yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)NoGOPZone
(2,971 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)Yep, what could go wrong?
1000words
(7,051 posts)And we all shine on ...
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)The new mascot of the GOP.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)xocet
(3,871 posts)Judi Lynn
(160,542 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,343 posts)He'll probably even swear that he'll never drink again.
Well, maybe just one ...
uppityperson
(115,677 posts)olddad56
(5,732 posts)randr
(12,412 posts)Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)Judi Lynn
(160,542 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Skittles
(153,164 posts)noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)no more pranks for him.
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)First of all, Haloween is a children's holiday that is nearly two weeks away.
Secondly, I'm pretty sure the Southern Poverry Law Center would agree with me that cross burning is a hate crime, and not a prank.
Lastly, the reporting on this stinks. Call it what it is, a selfish hate crime heavily steeped in racism, not some alcohol-fueled bozo whose antics went tragically awry.
valerief
(53,235 posts)ailsagirl
(22,897 posts)Cadfael
(1,297 posts)Apparently has a wicked sense of humor.
KingBob
(150 posts)DOG is not dead and DOG is a bitch.
KingBob
(150 posts)Hold ma' beer and watch this!