Anderson Cooper decides GOP strategist is ‘high’ after he says Cruz is ‘having bunny sex’

[Galraedia]

Source: Raw Story

CNN host Anderson Cooper decided on Tuesday that CNN contributor Alex Castellanos must be “high” after the Republican strategist tried to explain Sen. Ted Cruz’ (R-TX) push to shut down the government by saying “he’s having bunny sex.”

During a late night discussion on the lawn of the Capitol about the shutdown and the debt ceiling, Cooper pointed out that Castellanos agreed with Democratic strategist Paul Begala that Cruz miscalculated with his brinkmanship.

“A friend explained to me today, finally, what Ted Cruz is doing,” Castellanos said. “And I finally understand, he’s having bunny sex.”

“This is the late-night edition of 360,” Cooper gasped.

Read more: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/16/anderson-cooper-decides-gop-strategist-is-high-after-he-says-cruz-is-having-bunny-sex/

[hlthe2b]

1. what the hell does that even mean?

[Berlum]

10. Republicon Bunny Sex explained by teh Bunnies

[MADem]

13. It becomes clearer when you read the article--the snippet alone is entirely unclear....

I don't know if using screwing rabbits was the best example, but what he was trying to suggest is that Cruz engaged in overreach.

“In nature, there are boom and bust cycles,” Castellanos continued. “The snowshoe hare, every ten years, multiplies six fold.”

“Are you high?” Cooper wondered.

“I’m high,” Castellanos admitted. “I wish I was. The snowshoe hare — I thought it’s a marvelous explanation — every ten years, multiplies six fold. Bunnies like sex apparently. But the boom produces a bust. They press their food supply, they invite predators.”

“Right now, Ted Cruz, what’s he’s doing, feels good,” the GOP strategist added. “He’s growing his supporters. It’s leading the Republican Party, I think, into a bust.”

“I think you’re digging a ditch, Alex,” Cooper pointed out.

But Castellanos wasn’t finished offering analogies: “Ted Cruz just drove the entire Republican Party through a car wash in a convertible and everybody got wet but him.”

[wryter2000]

19. Lissen up, Cooper

This is what you get for treating these maniacs as if they have a rational position. You've been doing it for years. Enjoy what you've created.

[MADem]

20. He's not the only one. I think it's kind of nice that they're crumbling before our eyes, at long

last....

[wryter2000]

28. I hope this got into their long term memory

I'm not betting my paycheck on it, though.

[MADem]

29. I hope so too, and fair point--I won't be holding my breath, either! nt

[Blue_Tires]

26. too easy...

[Daemonaquila]

35. Fine, I'll go there...

... with a definition.

A bunny is male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse.

I APOLOGIZE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART for the visions that are now popping up in any reader's head. However, the analysis really was apropos, if crude.

[hlthe2b]

37. well, well... one learns something new every day...

[reddread]

2. rabbits dont last that long, or return repeatedly

They must be thinking of Rats. They'll keep you up all night.
and they dont faint after.

[davidthegnome]

3. Well that explains everything! Wait... what?

Uhm. Bunny sex. Right. That explains Cruz's actions.... wtf?

Hey, I get why Castellanos sounds high - he's having gorilla sex.

[L0oniX]

4. Tea bunny sex ...lol

[Rain Mcloud]

5. Ted Cruz jumped the shark,setting himself up to be king.

[link:http://www.newsmutiny.com/pages/Cruz-Jerk.html|

[Botany]

6. Alex Castellanos is just trying to give Cruz cover

BTW to me bunny sex means she/he has lots fo sex.

[Daemonaquila]

36. Nope.

See the Urban Dictionary for the definition of a "bunny," and all will become clear.

[Gore1FL]

7. That metaphor works.

It's a little weird, granted.

[barnabas63]

8. Well then explain it to me, cause i don't get it. nt

[antiquie]

9. When you find out, please pass along. Thanks.

Your search - bunny sex - did not match any documents.

[Orrex]

11. It means he's having a bad hare day.

[Paper Roses]

15. Great comment. Now it makes sense, I guess.

And these people run the government???

[skamaria]

32. I think he's rabbit ass crazy.

[Gore1FL]

24. He is making a reference to a dynamic equalibrium.

In the case of the rabbit reference, here's what happens.

A condition is created where there is ample food for "bunnies." As a result, the bunnies breed and thrive under these conditions unitil there is a crap-load of bunnies. The ample food supply starts to dwindle.

The large amount of bunnies creates an environment where there is an ample supply of food for bunny predators. As a result, the bunny predators breed and thrive under these conditions until there is a crap-load of bunny predators.

Starvation and excess predators causes the bunny population to dwindle. The predators dwindle for lack of food (and possibly their own predators).

After a while, there is ample food and a lack of predators. The bunny population thrives and the cycle repeats.

In short:

Alex Castellanos, tried to use this as an example of what Ted Cruz did in the sense that he grew Teabilly extremism to the point where the environment could no longer sustain itself.

As I said... It's a weird metaphor, but it works. He'd have been better off using a different one that was more readily understandable.

[Myrina]

27. Maybe Ted's a furry?

[Arugula Latte]

30. ...

[Liberalynn]

12. We are living in Bizzaro World

thanks to the PUKES.

It would be funny if it weren't so serious.

[nxylas]

14. Could we have found that strangest of creatures, a Thomas Friedman wannabe?

The "explanation" about the snowshoe hares reminded me of one of Friedman's garbled metaphors, but even more incomprehensible, and without the title of his next book being repeated half a dozen times. (Edit: unless Bunny Sex is the title of his next book. In which case, I'd be interested to see the "customers who bought this also bought" list when it comes out on Amazon).

[maddogesq]

16. If this is true, then...

the sheep are no longer scared.

[bemildred]

17. The implication is too much of a good thing. nt

[freshwest]

18. PICTURE:

BUNNY SEX does that.

[MADem]

21. All he needs is a pair of bunny ears!!!!!!!!

[freshwest]

38. Real ones or antenna, to keep those voices in his head going and going and going...

[0rganism]

22. not just any bunny sex -- 50 shades of bunny sex!

[Fozzledick]

23. So Cruz is a furry?

[Arugula Latte]

31. Here is a photo of him in his furry guise:

[Arkana]

25. Was Castellanos drunk?

[Quantess]

34. Possibly a little drunk and a little high on coke.

Possibly.

[csziggy]

33. He got his animals mixed up

I think Castellanos meant that Cruz screwed the pooch.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=screw%20the%20pooch