McCain, Romney debate coach Brett O'Donnell joins Ken Cuccinelli campaign

[brooklynite]

Source: Politico

The famed GOP debate coach who worked with John McCain in 2008, and counseled Michele Bachman and Mitt Romney during the 2012 primaries, has signed on as an adviser to Ken Cuccinelli's campaign for governor of Virginia.

Brett O'Donnell, the former debate director at Virginia's Christian conservative Liberty University, worked with Cuccinelli ahead of the first gubernatorial debate on Saturday, sources said.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/07/brett-odonnell-joins-ken-cuccinelli-campaign-94522.html?hp=r2

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Now, why would Cuccinelli feel the need to buff up his debate skills...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Cuccinelli wanted him because McCain and Romney did SO WELL....uh.........

Oh, never mind.

[Warpy]

2. Ha! He's toast!

All the Republicans have ever had in the way of debate skills is the Gish Gallop, a series of prepared packs of lies triggered by keywords and that don't answer any questions.

I doubt this joker is going to improve that situation.

[Thinkingabout]

3. look for more FAUX talking points in the debates, please proceed governor

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. He has a 47% chance of doing any good.

[pscot]

5. Heey, a trifecta

[onehandle]

6. 'Ok Mr. Cuccinelli, first things first. Don't talk about the vagina or rape.' nt

[elleng]

7. Oh GOOD!!!

[beac]

8. Please proceed, Mr Cuccinelli....

[Myrina]

16. ^^ This, for the win. ^^

n/t

[Marie Marie]

9. A three time loser - can we make it four?

[Botany]

10. Good thinking I hope he has "the cooch" talking about ....

.... "the personal challenges of homosexuality."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014543507

BTW I hope they have Ken praying to Jesus in the middle of the debate.

[rpannier]

11. May he have as much success with this twit as he did with the previous 3 nt

[tanyev]

12. I predict that Dick Morris will predict a big win for Cuccinelli.

[Coyotl]

13. Cuccinelli just cuccinellied himself

Off to the Urban Dictionary, awaiting review of submission

Word: Cuccinelli

Noun: 1. Fear of oral sex. 2. Fear that somewhere someone is deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 3. Any law prohibiting a person from carnally knowing in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth.

Verb: 1. To fear deriving pleasure from 'unnatural' sex acts. 2. To advocate for legal restrictions regarding consensual sexual activity.

Background: Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli II (R) has started a campaign to restore the legal ban on oral sex.

Usages
Noun: The Cuccinelli statute reads, “If any person carnally knows in any manner any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a felony.”

Verb: The moral police officer testified, "I saw both defendants cuccinelling like a pair of wild bonobos."

Noun and verb: If the cuccinelli statute passes, only criminals will cuccinelli.

by Bonobo Bushman on Jul 18, 2013

tags: carnal knowledge, oral sex, cunnilingus, consensual sex, sexual pleasure, sex

[Tom Ripley]

14. Nothing says success like repeated failure

[cynzke]

15. Can't Fix Broke!

This is like wrapping garbage in fancy wrapping paper and tying with ribbon. It's still garbage.