Mike Huckabee Warns Christians: Obama Vote Will Crumple In Hell's Fire

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Source: The Huffington Post

Mike Huckabee has a dire warning for Christians: When you vote on Nov. 6, hell's fire awaits, and a vote for President Barack Obama will not stand up to the flames.

In a new ad, the former Arkansas governor and ordained Southern Baptist minister warns Christians that their votes "will affect the future and be recorded in eternity" and they must cast a ballot that will "stand the test of fire." The video, entitled "Test of Fire," features symbolic fiery imagery and is narrated by Huckabee:

Christians across the nation will have an opportunity to shape the future for our generation and generations to come. Many issues are at stake, but some issues are not negotiable: The right to life from conception to natural death. Marriage should be reinforced, not redefined. It is an egregious violation of our cherished principle of religious liberty for the government to force the church to buy the kind of insurance that leads to the taking of innocent human life.

Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity. Will you vote the values that will stand the test of fire? This is Mike Huckabee asking you to join me November the 6th and vote based on values that will stand the test of fire.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/mike-huckabee-christians-vote-obama-fires-of-hell_n_2048884.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

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The nuts are out in full force.
Mr. Chick-Fil-A is bringing the crazy for Romney in the final week of the campaign.

[DCBob]

1. good grief... these people are truely sick.

ugh.

[snagglepuss]

6. SPot on. Truly sick.

[kardonb]

21. sick....

not just sick , but truly evil .

[movonne]

114. God really, really don't like them...

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

2. Poor Mike Suckabee

He tried so hard to seem "normal", but now batshit crazy has taken over.

[TheDebbieDee]

3. Blah, blah, blah.....

[freshwest]

86. Scam for the stupid and easily led. He doesn't believe a word of it.

[olddad56]

4. Mile, those voices you are hearing, probably not God. Increase your meds.

[cantbeserious]

5. I Used To Have A higher Opinion Of Huckabee - No More

eom

[Salviati]

11. Agreed.

Another bible thumping douchebag, preaching hate for personal gain.

[JoePhilly]

7. Usually one must ride the subway at 3 am to hear such words of wisdom.

What a crackpot.

[DURHAM D]

30. LOL So true...

[lunasun]

81. +1 and he didnt even offer to heal me!

F the bee

[Marthe48]

8. Guess I'm going to Hell for my vote!

meet you there, Mike?

[kardonb]

24. hell

me too ; beats sitting on a cloud singin g hallelujah all the time .

[JohnnyRingo]

28. Because you don't know what Hell is like.

Satan sends you here to Ohio to watch endless political PAC ads with me.
Be careful what you wish for.

[ladym55]

53. From a fellow Ohioan ...

I couldn't agree more.

[Marthe48]

66. I'm in Ohio by the river

and we get all the ads from WV too, yeah, that's hell

[awoke_in_2003]

58. A wise man once said...

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun"

[SemperEadem]

61. Oooh... I said that to my fundamentalist mother back when I was about 19 yrs old

I literally thought her head was going to explode. She stopped trying to overtly force me into her religion. 32 years later, she still tries, but I'm far stronger in my resolve never to take that path and I let her point blank know it.

[tavalon]

92. Love that song!

Billy Joel.

[awoke_in_2003]

116. I have one problem with the song...

"you catholic girls start much too late". That was not my experience growing up

[tavalon]

117. Good point

Southern Baptist girls started real early. Trust me. Luckily I neither got pregnant nor stayed a southern baptist!

[awoke_in_2003]

118. The more you try to hem a kid in...

the more likely they are to rebel. My wife is kind of catholic, but her daughter were given "the talk" and provided with birth control. Deep down, you don't want them to do it, but you know they might. May as well arm them with knowledge and a means to protect themselves.

[tavalon]

119. Smart people you are!

Actually, your daughter is less likely to engage in sex just because of what you did. I know it seems paradoxical, but there it is.

Kudos on good parenting skills.

[AngryOldDem]

97. I have always loved that line.

I once used it as my sigline on another discussion board.

Billy Joel nailed it.

[AngryOldDem]

96. A lot of us are.

And I think that a lot of these "good Christians" are going to be in for one hell of a rude awakening when the trumpet sounds.

[Actionman]

9. Mike time to push away from the table

that's not pasta you're eating and it worming it's way into your brain.

[Botany]

10. tell us about letting to christians out of jail so they could murder people Mike

[DURHAM D]

12. What a sick fuck.

[The Wizard]

13. Fucking imbecile

talking to other imbecile. Teabillies like lemmings marching into the sea.

[LynneSin]

14. Please tell me this was an article from the Onion

This guy is batshit crazy

[donnasgirl]

15. The Holy roller

Should know,he preaches god and then lies thru his fucking teeth.

[Zambero]

16. Thank you, Mike "God" Huckabee

Nobody really needs a God to sit in judgment of them. After all, we have you. And apparently God is indeed a Republican, even if that party's top candidate holds the all-time Guiness Book of Records title for breaking the 7th Commandment (the one that says no lying) during a single political campaign.

[bloomington-lib]

17. Can I use my first vote to get in, or isn't just the second?

[Blue Owl]

18. What a perfectly sane ad

[struggle4progress]

19. ... ‘‘Don’t Mormons,’’ he asked .., ‘‘believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?" ...

December 12, 2007
The Huckabee Factor
By ZEV CHAFETS
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/12/magazine/16huckabee.html?_r=2&hp=&pagewanted=print&oref=slogin&

[xfundy]

20. As always

religion is used to terrify and control the masses of idiots who don't dare think for themselves.

Last year I passed a church with this message on its marqee:

Don't think, PRAY!

That sums it up nicely, for me.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

22. When did abortion and gay marriage come to define what it means to be a Christian?

seeing as how neither are ever mentioned in the bible.
But you know what it is?
Plenty of scary, lib'rul-sounding stuff about helping the poor, and how the rich will have a hard time getting into heaven.

[patrice]

23. Blaspheming superstitious threats.

[JohnnyRingo]

25. Now they're pulling out the boogieman

If all else fails, tell the morons that a vote for Obama will bring about eternal damnation and a 40 day flood. Tell them the ogre who lives in a cave will emerge with a vengeance and beat them with a club.

Anything, just scare the literal hell out of the plebes to get them to bow before their corporate masters and beg for mercy.

[Amonester]

31. That sums it up.

And the worst part is the morons will believe it.

[Liberalagogo]

26. How come God didn't do shit

FOUR EFFING YEARS AGO????!!!!!

[oldbanjo]

27. This asshole is going to burn in Hell himself

when he destroyed the hard drives in the computers when he was Gov, what was he hiding.

[chuckstevens]

29. This Says It All

Neither Christian, nor Right!

[Thinkingabout]

32. A short look at Huckaby will show the reasons this Southern Baptist is no longer Baptist.

The religion is much much too political. The ministers only has a few minutes to get the attention on their congregation on Sunday to speak to them about Jesus and they choose to talk about politics.

[valerief]

33. If they're crazy enough to believe him, they're lost. nt

[julian09]

34. Why didn't he run this time, now that he is part of the one percent, thanks to FOX ?

Because he loves money more than anything.

[louslobbs]

35. LOL!

Lou

[Kteachums]

36. I thought it was wrong to pass judgement? Does Huckabee think he is God?

These people get sicker and sicker. Tell me how a vote for a Morman is better than a vote for a Christian?


I hate these corrupt so called Christians. At this time when so many Americans are feeling the effects of Hurricane Sandy, the real Christian is President Obama. He warned people early, he jumped on getting help out there. God bless our amazing Christian President!


"Eat your words Huckabee"!

[SCVDem]

37. Elect a Republican

We will bring back the Witch Trials!

Screw you Huck!

Your God is pissed at your misuse of him!

[liberal N proud]

38. Must be where my asshole brother gets it.

Told my dad he would go to hell for voting Obama.

[Livluvgrow]

39. I remember awhile

back maybe five years we saw Ralph Stanley and his bassist Jack Cook told a funny story about huckabee then started refering to him as huckabuck

[doc03]

40. Why do I see an ad against Sherrod Brown on your post

It's OK let them waste their money.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

47. Google ads - not my doing

.

[doc03]

50. Something called Foramerica n/t

[Lilma]

41. A free ticket to Hell?

Guess I'm going.

Forward with Obama!!!!!

[4saken]

42. Pulling manipulation tactics that are deep rooted in people's unenquired worldviews.

Similar to the subject of abortion(on the topic of life, and what makes up human life), the subject of Hell is rooted in an area of people's worldview that goes unconsidered. The religion provides thought stopping memes for avoiding consideration into these concepts. The concept of faith gives comfort in this unstable, unquestioned position. Leaving room for the most effective manipulation, within areas of thoughtlessness.

[Initech]

43. They are just going full out on the crazy this time around.

[Politicub]

44. What a nutcase

I guess he's after the Christian sadist vote.

[Iliyah]

45. Another minister said although Mormonism is a cult

Pres O is Hitler. How can you have a sane conversation with people who are fucked-up in the head? These so called "Christians" ain't Christians but misguided derange asphalts who claim to be one. I'm so sick and tired of all these evangelicals who claim to have a special connection with GOD. These same assholes think they have the right to judge me, yeah right.

And for "Hell", I don't think so if anything Huckabee and the rest of these jerks are taking us on the path of evil - hell!

[BigDemVoter]

46. I'm laughing. . .

But this isn't really funny, to be honest. Sheesh. It's hard to believe that 1) they're serious and 2) there are people like this who exist!

[savalez]

48. Huckabee doesn't want Christians to vote for a Christian?

That's weird.

[DonCoquixote]

49. You need to read your book Mike

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+25%3A31-46&version=NIV
Matthew 25:31-46

New International Version (NIV)
The Sheep and the Goats

31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

[davidthegnome]

82. Great quotes

I tend to think of those quotes quite a lot when I listen to so called "Christian Conservatives". I often wonder... do they just read the old testament and then skip the rest as being uninteresting?

I've been told by a couple of Baptist Ministers that you must accept the whole bible, not only bits and pieces of it. You must (according to these ministers) swallow it whole or you can't claim to believe in any of it. I've read enough books (thousands) to know that those ministers are full of shit.

Still, it occurs to me that if they wish to continue taking their bibles so literally, perhaps they should consider these particular quotes.

[workinclasszero]

100. These verses totally describe the republican party to a tee!

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

[rateyes]

51. I am a former Southern Baptist minister (no lie), and as far as I am concened, Huckabee

can go to hell.

[ellie]

52. Who the hell is this guy?

What a blasphemer. Fuck him.

[Monk06]

54. They warned Huck at Woodstock, "Don't take the brown acid !"

[TheCowsCameHome]

55. I'll bring the marshmallows - who has the graham crackers?

[Panasonic]

56. Why hasn't he for the last 4 years.

Fucking douche.

[ladym55]

57. Mike Huckabee has now demonstrated that he is truly batshit crazy

Just in case any of us had any doubts left.

[SemperEadem]

59. that kind of hell exists only in your mind, buster

anyone who votes for Obama does so because they ascribe to what you, as a xtian, should be: "whatsoever you do to the least of you, you do it to me".

I voted for Obama so that people aren't taken advantage of by double-minded, lying assholes like yourself who know better.

I voted for Obama so that everyone has the chance to afford healthcare so that they can live their lives, not exist in demoralization and desperation.

I voted for Obama so that women are no longer reduced to being broodmares and chattel for their husband to use and abuse at whim.

I voted for Obama so that we can finally shift this oil-gluttonous country off of fossil fuels and onto renewable energy sources and quit sucking Mother Earth dry like a fucking soul-less vampire.

I voted for Obama so that children will have a somewhat decent world to inherit...

AND BECAUSE I VOTED FOR OBAMA, I *WILL NOT* BURN IN ANYONE'S HELL. And you can go take that back to whatever devil sent you and tell them I said so.

[classof56]

75. Well said.

And I thank you.

OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

[angrychair]

60. Damn

I was going to vote for Obama on my way to my gay group wedding at my communist party office.

[Canuckistanian]

62. Do all fundies have shit for brains?

Or is it a requirement?

[elbloggoZY27]

63. Completely Intolerant

G-D is really watching you. For such foul rants I am appalled by these very intolerant and ugly comments. Religion is a personal choice and depends on ones own beliefs.

We live in a melting pot society and I am sure these outbursts really offend a lot of people.


There is an old saying that if you have nothing good to say then say nothing.

[Barbara2423]

64. He Needs Help.

[Cobalt-60]

65. "I know Lucifer so well I call him by his first Name!"

And Lou told me that he was going to write in Huckabee on Nov. 6.
Someone ought to sue this guy for false advertising.
It says "Christian" on the outside, but he's a definite Mammon Worshiper.
Thanks to Blue Oyster Cult for the quote.
(I wish I could remember the title and album, but it was a really good party!)

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

67. This is simple. Prove it.

[Angry Dragon]

68. Satan is strong in mike

Mike knows about hell because he has a condo there already.

[McCamy Taylor]

69. Cause God lives on Kolob and loves polytheism?????

Dude, there is only one Christian candidate---and Huckabee says we are going to Hell for voting for him.

[Berlum]

101. Huckabee is totally twisted. How are we to know he's not Satan in a suit?

"Even the Elect shall be deceived."

[adigal]

70. Satan: Mike huckabee will be joining me in hell's fire ;) nt

[L0oniX]

71. It's no wonder why Jimmy Carter has distanced himself from these poisoned morans.

[daleo]

72. God is too busy fixing football games

To care about elections.

[NinetySix]

73. Nah. Just like anything else, vote for Obama, then ask for Jesus to forgive you.

If it works for infidelity, theft, and even murder, then why not something as innocuous as casting a ballot?

The theocrats hardly bother to veil their contempt for democracy anymore. Dissent is mortal sin, independence of thought is unforgivable immorality, submission to authority is the price of admission at the Pearly Gates.

Don't bother to ask how these wise men know with such clarity and absolute certainty the Divine Will. Just understand that to doubt them is to risk your eternal soul.

Just do as they tell you, and no one gets hurt.

[ZombieHorde]

74. Hahahahaha! nt

[BlueMan Votes]

76. How many of these big-name charlatans REALLY believe in a biblical God?

i doubt that many, if any, of them do.

[classof56]

77. The likes of Huckabee are what led me to walk away from a Southern Baptist Church

a few years ago and never return. I've since wondered why God (if he's got all that power christians believe he does) chooses not to give a very big and much-deserved smack-down to the Huckabees of the world. I'll keep wondering. Meanwhile, I wish like hell Huckabee would just shut up.

OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

[Hulk]

78. Such a hypocritical ass-hat...

I listen to this turd off and on, when Ed Shultz is on the radio here in Portland, OR. I really get fed up with Ed a lot, as to me, he's the "rush limpballs of the left"...in my humble opinion.

But after about 10 minutes of this syrupy seditious douche-bag, I have had all I can take. I'd love to call his show and point out his hypocrisy and give him my two-cents worth; but it would be giving him more attention than he deserves. He really is a sick f*ck.

I'll be sooooo glad when this whole election is over, and we retain the White House and gain back the House that we lost to the teabaggers in 2010. Honestly, this country is on the cliff alright..and it has little to do with "financial matters". It's more for the heart and soul of this country. And if this douche-bag and his ilk have their way, it's the end of a government FREE of religious zealots and fruit cakes, and corporate rapists who plan to plunder the last coins from the eyes of the dying middle class.

Go Obama 2012!!

[SunSeeker]

79. If there is a hell, Huckabee is going straight there after he strokes out.

And I, for one, will not miss him.

[peacebo]

80. Kook

This guy is certifiable!

[Cha]

83. Just gotta add my 2 cents to the pontificating A$$hole.. that's it.

[sofa king]

84. God told me otherwise.

God told me that Mike Huckabee, in fact, is going to Hell. He specifically named him, and said he would be condemned to seek nourishment from within the resected bowels of Zombie Ronald Reagan. Yes, he did.

God also told me I couldn't have a pink unicorn because it wouldn't be fair to all the little girls out there, which proves my point.

[LarryNM]

85. Fear, Guilt, Punishment

Its all the losers have. Wonder how much of this Huck really believes and how much is the con artist selling snake oil to the numb-numbs.

[YOHABLO]

87. That's Right .. Hell and Damnation Is All They Have

[dmcrane1]

88. Huckabee needs to read the Bible

As a long time Southern Baptist myself (now "former" church person because of people like him), I'd tell Mike Huckabee unless he sells everything he has and gives it all away to feed the poor he will never enter the Kingdom of Heaven. There is nothing in the Bible that says God will do what he says. He's making stuff up, using God for his selfish purposes, and obviously doesn't follow the "red" parts of the Bible very well. As a Southern Baptist he knows full well that we are not under the Law of the Old Testament anymore, we are under the Grace of Christ. Per Southern Baptist belief "once saved always saved" and if you accept Christ as your Saviour, nothing you do will alter that fact that you are Saved in Christ forever. This game the religious righteous play of using the threat of hell and damnation against you for voting your choice is pure sacrilege and he should be ashamed of himself. President Obama has shown himself to be more of a practicing follower of Christ's teaching than Mike Huckabee or any other GOP person I know.

[bluesbassman]

90. Well I guess there's a first time for everything.

Funny how GOPers adopted red as their color, yet their Bibles don't seem to have any red words in them.

Welcome to DU dmcrane1.

[Kurovski]

89. Mike Huckabee is officially DARK SIDED!!!

Ol shits n' grits likes to scare the chldren and dipshits for profit. Shame on him.

[tavalon]

91. Huckabee the huckster, at it again

You should be worried about those flames licking your butt, mister.

[condoleeza]

93. Wow, I don't even want to get started on a response to this n/t

[condoleeza]

94. Seriously, what % of humans are just certifiably crazy?

who could listen to this that has a functional brain and go - OMG - he's right. I can't vote for Obama!

I have zero tolerance for idiots anymore, dog help me I should ever have power, I'd eliminate them all.

[AngryOldDem]

95. Ah, yes...when all else fails, trot out the spiritual blackmail. n/t

[mikeytherat]

98. And Huckabeee, you're going to Hell for the way you torture your bass guitar.

What did it ever do to you? Please put it down and step away - every note you play makes baby Jesus cry.

mikey_the_rat

[workinclasszero]

99. Funny, in my Bible what saves you from hell is

accepting Jesus as your savior.

I see no requirement to vote for heretic cult leaders like Rmoney, who isn't even a Christian himself.

Or a requirement to vote for a party that oppresses the poor, the sick, the homeless by pious sounding wolves in sheep's clothing.

As a matter of fact, the republican party which worships the goddess of greed, Ayn Rand and wealth is about as anti-Christ as you can get!

So fuck off Huck, Ill vote for the only christian in the race who actually has compassion for the poor, sick and working class, President Obama.

You Pharisees better look to your own black souls to see if you can be saved from the hellfire to come!

[sendero]

102. Shut the Fuck Up..

... doppelganger Gomer!

[John2]

103. Mike Huckabee

cannot judge anyone much less President Obama. Only God can judge President Obama. Huckabee presents himself as a messenger of God. That depends on the listener if they believe Huckabee is what he claims. As someone receiving his message,His actions don't represent God. There is also scripture that warns about people like Huckabee.

His message is a message of hate, lies and deceit. Huckabee has also spread distortions in collusion with the birthers by claiming President Obama was born in Kenya and tried to portray the President as a Muslim. Ie has not just used the abortion issue. He uses the Bible only to draw people under his influence. One thing is very clear, lying is also a sin. So what we have here is a hypocrite using the lord's name in vain.

As far as President Obama, he can only do what he thinks is right. President Obama does not push his religion on anyone else. He does not present himself to speak for God as Huckabee or others do. The choice about abortions is left up to the people that get them. The question for people are their different perceptions of when life begins and when it is sacred.

According to Huckabee it is at conception. Technically, one cell can have life. If that is so, then why stop at conception? The legal definition for murder, does not start at conception.

[eringer]

104. All this guy needs is a mustache and an arm band

I wonder what how self-proclaimed christians like this guy are going to treat god-fearing undocument christians? Time to build those USA concentration camps. Anything for a buck and anything to put more money in the pockets of the rich.

[Solly Mack]

105. Fart noises.

[sinkingfeeling]

106. Yea!!! I'm going to burn in hell!!! Some idioit, Right Wing nut case says so!!

[VWolf]

107. Hey Mike! Bite me! n/t

[svpadgham]

108. Election fraud

Maybe he just means they'll be burning any votes for Democratic candidates at the polls in Arkansas.

[They_Live]

109. Tax the churches.

now please.

[Democrats_win]

110. democracy not theocracy!

Does it make any sense that God would punish someone for exercising their legal right to vote as they see fit?

[FiveGoodMen]

112. Furthermore, does it make any sense that Jesus would want them to vote for the liars

who have no concern for the poor?

Christianity has become a really sick joke under the TV preachers and megachurches.

Once upon a time, it encouraged people to be thoughtful and compassionate.

[TwilightGardener]

111. Who made Fuckabee the God of hell fire?

[dchill]

113. Uh, yeah, this is why I'm an agnostic...

Why isn't he leading a group of fellow Christians in an effort to aid the victims of Sandy? Surely some of them didn't deserve the storm's wrath!

[KamaAina]

115. Doesn't he think Mormonism is a cult?

So a vote for a cult member stands the "test of fire" as long as it's for a white repuke?!

[stlsaxman]

120. "CRUMPLE"? WTF is a "crumple"???

[and-justice-for-all]

121. The Hateparade never stops! nt