Trump Could Make Helicopter Entrance

[brooklynite]

Source: Political Wire

President-elect Donald Trump said he might arrive to his inauguration by helicopter, according to the New York Times.

“The president-elect said he was paid a visit a day earlier by Mark Burnett, the executive producer of The Apprentice, the reality show that helped make the president-elect a household name. Mr. Trump told the crowd that Mr. Burnett proposed reinventing the inauguration with a helicopter taking off from New York City.”

Read more: https://politicalwire.com/2016/12/07/trump-make-helicopter-entrance/

[SoCalNative]

1. We can only hope for a huge windstorm

on inauguration day

[DK504]

4. Thunder, lighting and hurricane force winds.

WTF? Not one day has gone by that my jaw has dropped open at least twice a day.

[MFM008]

26. I just hope

they get whatever happens on film.
THAT i want to see............................over....................and.................................over.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Trump's speech will be a huge windstorm.

[SoCalNative]

12. Probably more methane released on that day

than by the combined total of cows the world over

[Locrian]

72. trump IS a huge windstorm - everytime he opens his mouth - n/t

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

73. Trump is afraid of windstorms. That's why he'll wear a ball cap to the inauguration.

Can you imagine all that hair flapping in the breeze?

[bluedigger]

2. A good way to avoid the crowds of protesters.

[TimeToGo]

62. Triumph of the Will

That's what comes to my mind.

[duffyduff]

67. Like this

[Maeve]

3. Why does WKRP in Cincinnati suddenly spring to mind?

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

[NWCorona]

14. That was a funny episode

[SCVDem]

55. Turkeys do fly! nm

[RKP5637]

5. I wonder if Trump will come dressed as a frightening clown, suits him well! n/t

[harun]

57. Something like this...

[RKP5637]

59. Yep

[TygrBright]

7. What a shame Riefenstahl's not around to do the staging... n/t

[Pachamama]

68. Mark Burnett along with the influence of Steve Bannon, is the new Leni Riefenstahl

Good Job Mark Burnett....

Now we are all participants in the largest cast of "Survivor"

[jalan48]

8. Reality TV Presidency-and the ratings are great!

[JudyM]

36. Too sad to laugh, but dead-on.

[Chico Man]

9. Cathedral of Light soon to follow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_light

Hitler arrived via airplane to the rallies at the cathedral of light

[lagomorph777]

10. Jetpack would be cool.

And delightfully dangerous.

[wcmagumba]

11. Orwell's...

"Airstrip One" is here...

[exboyfil]

13. Flight Suit like George W. Bush

wearing the Purple Heart a supporter gave him.

[Sunlei]

15. He plans how his 'entrance' will appear on news and how best to avoid the boos.

[mainstreetonce]

16. Birds. Lots and lots of birds

We need birds .......

[Spitfire of ATJ]

17. Trump needs to stuff socks down his crotch for Tweety.

[madaboutharry]

18. There is no dignity or respect.

He thinks it's all a show.

[pinboy3niner]

19. Have they told him he can't shoot the miniguns at the protesters?

[Solly Mack]

20. With multi-colored spot lights and "Eye of the Tiger" playing loudly, while confetti drops down

& upon landing, someone drapes a "Mr. President" sash over his shoulder, as "There she is, Miss America" is played - only Ted Nugent sings it with the line "There he is, Mr. America", and Trump takes his walk, waving to the crowd, then he stops in front of a huge billboard of Ivanka Trump's jewelry line behind him?

Am I close?

Am I close?

Snort

[hamsterjill]

21. Yes, and the event will be available for purchase on DVD, pay-per-view, etc. the following week.

Trashy idiot.

Sash, hell. That idiot's gonna want a cape.

[Solly Mack]

22. and a crown

[hamsterjill]

23. Well, of course!

Gold!!! With Diamonds.

And lots of gold lame fabric!

I picture Melania in a knock-off Prince Leia bikini. Am I going too far? Nah....

[Solly Mack]

28. I don't think we could go too far.

[hamsterjill]

31. Me, either.

Because every time that I think it cannot get any worse with Trump...it gets worse.

I expect a casino opening very near the White House.

[Solly Mack]

33. Nah. In the White House.

[hamsterjill]

35. You're probably right.

He'll probably build on a new wing.

[Solly Mack]

37. They have tunnels he can turn into a playground for the rich and not-so-famous.

Canned hunts on the south lawn for his sons.

Ivanka Trump can set up a booth underground or during the hunts.

Tiffany Trump can walk about pretending they actually want her around.

Trump family motto: You can never be too rich or too tacky.

[They_Live]

47. It's not going to be the White House,

but the Gold House- once he gets done with all the gold plating.

[Solly Mack]

49. with delicate gold filigree forming multiples of the letter "T" as decorative borders

and the bathrooms!

Just think of the bathrooms!

[kskiska]

60. He won't even live in the White House

He's too good for that.

[Solly Mack]

63. If I lived in DC I would want him to live elsewhere.

[Invidious15]

24. Perhaps he should parachute in.

I'm definitely not making any comments about packing his chute. Really, I'm not.

[GeorgeGist]

25. I can see it now ...

[Angry Dragon]

29. nice clown bird

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

78. DUzy

[Angry Dragon]

27. fake reality star

[MattP]

30. Mark Burnett

[chowder66]

32. I guess if he comes in on a Life Flight then we will know more about his medical state. nt

[rzemanfl]

34. I am thinking of big cardboard letters.

F, O, Y, K, C & U arranged differently. Great visual from up in the air.

[LiberalLovinLug]

38. Maybe he just wants to avoid this

He wants to enter stage right as the new emperor without the angry peasants causing a disturbance.

[adigal]

39. Jesus. It's nothing but a show to him.

A big show, with Donald the Uniter as the star!!!

[agalisgv]

69. Yep :(

[Dopers_Greed]

41. Did the president in Idiocracy do this too?

[BumRushDaShow]

53. He rode in

on a motorcycle!

[Dave Starsky]

75. President Camacho would be a much better President than Cheetoh

President Camacho at least cared about his citizens. I mean, he sought and hired the smartest man in the world to try to solve their agricultural problems. This implied that he a) had some level of empathy, b) had some respect for science, even if he didn't understand it, and c) had a respect for the opinions of others. Trump has NONE of these. I would accept President Camacho in a heartbeat over the current nightmare we're facing.

[BumRushDaShow]

77. I expect because Camacho

was basically "the smartest man in the world" at the time given the fact that he was not only able to juggle all those departments, but was able to provide an environment that satisfied the expectations of the populace through his strategically executed macho performances.

[japple]

42. Let me guess: He will have a red ball cap clamped down on his head when he

gets out of the helicopter. Then he will go straight to a limo, where a hair/makeup person can prep him for his coronation. God, is there enough hairspray in the world?

[jmowreader]

65. You don't use hairspray to construct Trump's do

For an engineering project like Trump's hair, only the epoxy they used to glue the concrete slabs to the roof of the Boston Big Dig tunnel will do.

[PatSeg]

43. His presidency will be all theatrics

and no substance. He is already staging the presidency. I wonder what he will do for his fir State of the Union address.

[ananda]

44. I don't care if he rides in on a polkadot wallaby.

I won't be watching.

[BuddyCa]

45. Make America Great Again!

Like it was in 2003!

[montana_hazeleyes]

50. EW!

[SticksnStones]

46. Well if that doesn't say 'man of the people' well then I don't know what will..

[LeftInTX]

48. Will there be a rope ladder involved?

[Warpy]

51. Just like Santa Claus at the shopping mall!

It will be fun to watch all his supporters when he turns out to be someone quite different.

Yes, the next four years will suck. However, they'll be great fun to watch.

[AC_Mem]

52. I have no interest and my heart is broken

I will not watch. I'll check in here as I do every day but honestly - I can barely even listen to my satellite progressive stations anymore because all they do is talk about him. I'm SICK over all of this and the more they talk about everything he does, the more he becomes a part of our every day lives. No thank you. I've pulled out my self-help cd's and I'm trying my very best to find the light in all of this darkness, or better yet - to be the light.

I've stopped watching cable news and am about to cancel my cable, I don't listen to my political radio shows, I don't read most of the internet sites that I was a regular at before. I am purchasing subscriptions to select magazines such as the Nation, etc.

My heart is broken and I have to find a way to get through this. We need President Obama - I need him. I need him to make me feel like there is something to find hope in, a path forward, something that will make me not fear for my life and the life of my children and grandchildren. He provided a feeling of security. I truly trusted him and believe that he is a walking and living Master. My hope is that this presidency was just a stepping stone in his soul's journey and that he will be there for us, perhaps in a larger scale, world wide, once he recovers from the horrendous 8 years that this wonderful man has endured from the very scum who not only tried to destroy him daily, but now want nothing but revenge from a man who did nothing but clean up the litter box of shit that they left us with in 2008. Well, they have it all now, bought and paid for. They own every bad decision they make - there is NO WAY TO BLAME THE DEMOCRATS ANYMORE, and we need to remind them of that daily. they bought it, if they break it, they own it.

oops - i just dropped back into anger. I'm trying to move through the stages of grief but it's a process you know... <smiling through my tears>.

My heart also goes out to Hillary, who IS our first woman president, elected by the people by a huge majority. This election was rigged and it was stolen, from her.

Peace and Happy Holidays to all,
Annette

[truthisfreedom]

54. The people have spoken. Hillary is our choice. Trump can arrive in a clown car

and he still won't be the people's choice.

[Historic NY]

56. There is a protocol....

Id be in favor is he was leaving.....but with people all over DC its more of a hazard.

[kimbutgar]

58. I want the biggest snow storm blizzard conditions that day

A lot of air turbulence and a death ray originating from outer space emitting a deadly beam on all rethugs and that helicopter crashing into fiery flames.

I can fantasize can't I? Or maybe a giant snarknado.

[Blue Idaho]

61. Message deleted by DU the Administrators

[Turbineguy]

64. It's a shame Cecil B. DeMille is no longer around.

Sounds like Trump would really like to make a spectacle out of it.

[jmowreader]

66. I was thinking more along the lines of P.T. Barnum

[LongTomH]

79. More like Leni Riefenstahl!

I think Drumpf wants his inauguration to be based on Triumph of the Will!!!!

[JonLP24]

70. Trial baloon

[sofa king]

71. Truly a man of the people...

... so long as the people are little and beneath him.

[alarimer]

74. "Triumph of the Will 2"

There should be a clever subtitle but I'm too dispirited to think of one.

[WhiteTara]

76. This way he doesn't have to witness the rabble booing and spitting

and turning their backs on him. Also, the walk would kill him.