Man Pulls Gun On Clerk Over 'Faulty' Penis Pump
Source: Huffington Post
A man threatened a Minnesota adult video store clerk with a pistol after he refused to exchange what he claimed was a faulty penis pump, police said. Police are searching for the suspect who wielded the firearm at Viva Video in St. Paul on Wednesday evening, the Twin Cities Pioneer Press reports.
The unidentified man walked into the business and said he wanted to swap the item because it didn't work as advertised, according to KMSP. The clerk turned down his request, saying any problems were down to "operator error," per the Pioneer Press.
Police said the suspect then pulled out a pistol, pointed it at the worker's head and demanded a replacement. He then fled without a new sex aid, though he vowed to return.
Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-pump-exchange-pistol_567e79cee4b0b958f6597964
Squinch
(51,014 posts)mac56
(17,574 posts)as with any person with a GUN yep.
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Seriously. There is no irony.
CanSocDem
(3,286 posts)Irony is really hard to recognize in the USA. You never know when someone is 'serious'.
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Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,043 posts)Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)volstork
(5,403 posts)AND the warranty...
unc70
(6,120 posts)And they can be faulty.
Still no reason to pull a gun. As if there is ever a reason.
but one buys those devices from a medical device company, not Ye Olde Porn Shoppe.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Are we still doing DUZYs? If so, the above comment deserves one!
christx30
(6,241 posts)"Man pulls penis pump on firearms dealer over faulty gun"
Police are still looking for surrealist criminal.
PersonNumber503602
(1,134 posts)Why are people so damn hostile over stupid things? Where does that lack of self-control come from?
packman
(16,296 posts)then put his on the "Slightly Used" discount shelf.
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)hunter
(38,328 posts)... but I don't want to think about it.
3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)Human101948
(3,457 posts)I now have a 3-inch penis!
KG
(28,752 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)this didn't happen in Florida.
Sancho
(9,070 posts)I'm sure it's in the bed-stand your ground law somewhere.
Baitball Blogger
(46,758 posts)because they didn't want to take sunlight away from the environment. She said she was surprised it didn't happen in Florida.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)Gore1FL
(21,152 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)A good guy with a pump.
Squinch
(51,014 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)Problem Is Between Penis And Penis Pump
Vinca
(50,304 posts)sweetapogee
(1,168 posts)really cool!
SecularMotion
(7,981 posts)Divernan
(15,480 posts)Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)sarge43
(28,945 posts)Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,212 posts)Auggie
(31,191 posts)IMO
Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)Orrex
(63,224 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,485 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Divernan
(15,480 posts)ejbr
(5,856 posts)claims he vowed to return. My sources state he vowed to come again.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Divernan
(15,480 posts)They were on end-of-an-era sale.
dinkytron
(568 posts)Store clerks have been killed for a lot less.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)Nomadas
(12 posts)According to the penile system.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Since he's not a hardened criminal.
JudyM
(29,279 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Grins
(7,231 posts)...'cuz waving your penis around in public is a big no-no.
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)rjsquirrel
(4,762 posts)One notices that what passes for "LBN" on DU is often the silliest sort of local story.
Lizzie Poppet
(10,164 posts)3catwoman3
(24,051 posts)...punsters on DU have risen to the occasion and really come into their own on this thread.
tabasco
(22,974 posts)There's a shocker.
Initech
(100,104 posts)Bossy Monkey
(15,863 posts)bdwker
(435 posts)Tom_Foolery
(4,691 posts)But on the other hand, I guess it didn't.
Jesus Malverde
(10,274 posts)On headline. I don't need to read the article.
Turbineguy
(37,369 posts)from Florida doing in Minnesota in the winter?
Kennah
(14,315 posts)Kennah
(14,315 posts)Kennah
(14,315 posts)Kennah
(14,315 posts)JunkYardDogg
(873 posts)Me thinks that there is a theme to this posting