Jeb Bush promises to 'fix' the US if elected president

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

Source: BBC

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Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush has officially launched his US presidential campaign, promising to "run with heart" and "take nothing and no one for granted".

Mr Bush, the son and brother of two former presidents, spoke in his hometown of Miami, Florida.

Recently released campaign branding leaves behind his surname, which some see as a political liability.

Polling suggests he has yet to dominate a wide field of Republican candidates.

Read more: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33137582

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Is that a threat, Jebbie?







#NoMoreBushes

[rock]

1. See, it's what I've said before

The only way conservatives can tell a joke is to fall into it!

[billhicks76]

29. Bush Is As Evil As It Gets...Probably A Ritual Occultist

But lets face it...the Clintons have been named honorary family members by the Bush family too many times to count. If Bush Sr was Hitler then the Clintons would be the Vichy oligarchs.

[Jerry442]

2. He could promise to trash the country...

...and give everything not nailed down to his rich friends. Those would be campaign promises we could believe in.

[global1]

3. Like The "Fix" Was In When He Stole The Election For His Brother In Florida.....nt

[6chars]

8. !!!! nt

[jtuck004]

4. Is that spay or neuter? n/t

[ladjf]

5. Did he say exactly "what" he was going to fix and "how" he would do it. nt

[mindwalker_i]

6. Is he afraid it will have kittens!

Too bad his parents/ancestors weren't fixed.

[C Moon]

7. "run with heart" ...sounds scaringly similar to the "compassionate conservative"

tag-line his little brother was using in the 2000 election.

[lostnfound]

9. Fix an election? Fix a cat? Or "that'll fix ya - ha ha ha!"

[Warpy]

10. That's what we're all afraid of, Jebbie

Your daddy and big brother done fixed us good already.

(Yeah, you know he's going to be this folksy)

[Dont call me Shirley]

11. He'll fix it alright, like fixing a horse race

[Shrike47]

12. I wish they would ask him to list the things that need fixing. Not the vague 'too much regulation"

Be specific, man. Us unreal Americans want to know. (Per Sarah Palin, real Americans are apparently conservative [assholes])

[Spitfire of ATJ]

13. ...

[appalachiablue]

14. Is Fathead Jeb dieting, loosing weight to try to look better? His face seems thinner, even

with the mellonhead.

[Playinghardball]

15. And I have a bridge you can buy also....

And some beautiful swamp...errr...prime bottom land...

[Gloria]

16. Oh, they are very good at "fixing" things

esp. for that elite group they hang with...

[AC_Mem]

17. Surely it will not be difficult

To begin unearthing the corruption that he has been involved in.

I sincerely hope we have our lawyers and democratic political brains on high alert - every single time he lies or attacks, counter with the TRUTH.

GOP has a tough time dealing with their own truths.

[sofa king]

31. That's why he's running, AC.

If you've watched what Jeb has been saying and doing over the past six years he's made it quite clear that he has little actual interest in being President. He has been consistently dismissive of the idea, doesn't want the job, and appears to feel compelled to do it. His whole campaign has sounded like his stupid brother's famous "hard work" speech in the debates.

But the Bush Coup was unable to find a clean-ish shill to run in Jeb's stead, and amazingly there are OTHER Texan Republican criminals also running to evade federal prosecution, so it's gotta be Jeb himself.

One big, BIG reason for Jeb having to run has to do with the NARA Act, the National Archives act which demands, under penalty of felony and in some cases with no statute of limitations, that complete documentation of a Presidency be provided to the Archives and their Presidential Libraries. Precedent and a strong sense of self-preservation prevents the Obama Administration from initiating such a criminal investigation against his immediate predecessor.

W. himself had to hold on to and purge the records of Reagan and Bush the Smarter in order to protect the criminals involved in the October Surprise and Iran Contra (who were part of W's own leadership), and then the records of his own Presidency were concealed and deliberately kept away from the Archives.

You may recall Mrs. Clinton being criticized for running private emails while on the job as Secretary of State, and you may have seen it noted that, if convicted, Mrs. Clinton would be a felon facing a minimum 7-year sentence.

Well, the entire W. Administration did that for seven years, "lost" the records when we all know NSA (and, because they're compromised, now China) has them all, and shipped the results of the Ohio election in '04 through the RNC43 email server. Jeb himself flew out to sea in a C-130 loaded with bags of ballots, then flew a similar flight path a year later with all the documentation from the flight school that trained the 9/11 terrorists (See Dan Hopsicker's decade of flight-record research if you doubt me).

One of the few downsides of being part of the largest and most successful criminal conspiracy ever is that you must spend the rest of your life poisoning the debate, so that you aren't hunted to the ends of the earth like the murderous Nazis who also faked terrorist attacks, stole elections, lied to start wars, and murdered countless innocent people.

So Jeb is running and, much more importantly, Jeb and his criminal cohorts must win or potentially face criminal prosecution.

So ask yourself how that's gonna happen when, 17 months out, Hillary Clinton leads by double digits?

[heaven05]

18. Yeah, fix

us good.. and completely this time.

[KansDem]

19. Release the 28 redacted pages of the 9/11 Commission report

So we can see how badly your brother (and your Saudi family friends and business partners) f*cked the US.

[herding cats]

20. Hey, that was one of my joke choices for his campaign motto!

We broke it. We can fix it."

My number 2 in this post. http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6835020

Who knew he was actually going to run with it? Do I get paid now or something?

[secondvariety]

21. Thanks

but No Thanks, Jeb!

[marble falls]

22. Who'll fix him first.

[madokie]

28. No fixing stupid, sorry

[lonestarnot]

23. He'd fix it alright. Really fix it.

[olddad56]

24. His fix would be to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.

[rury]

25. Does he mean he'll get a 5-4 Supreme Court decision to

"fix" the election if it's close just like the right-wing SCOTUS "fixed" it for W in 2000?

[YOHABLO]

26. Yeah, we got your fix Jeb.

[madokie]

27. Look at the size of the head on that bastid

and its a shame there isn't any room for a couple brain cells.

Please don't put jeb and fix in the same post though as its kinda scary, when you think about it

[Rosa Luxemburg]

30. fix the ballots more likely

[truthisfreedom]

32. Fix, heh. RIG.