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12/15/2017
Nowheresville, MS
An unnamed Mississippi Republican state Senator was perp-walked into the pokey today for making sexually suggestive comments to Siri, the AI voice of the Apple iPhone. We can't report the phrases he used, due to our journalistic policies, but suffice it to say that they were scurrilous and tantamount to sexual abuse. Police were called by Apple, which receives all questions and comments directed at Siri, somewhere in an electronic data cloud. It's unclear what charges will be brought against him, but calls for the Senator's resignation have begun to come in. Apparently, the Senator thought he was talking to a real human woman, rather than a disembodied computer voice.
We'll update with more information as it becomes available
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Wouldn't want anyone knowing I toke up.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)No woman alive could think that was attractive! And I'm sure he broke poor Siri.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)"Sorry, that is too small for Siri to recognize. Would you like me to search 'enhancements' ?".
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)She just told me a joke, though. I asked her what she thought of tRump. She said, "I think, therefore I am, but let's not put Descartes before the horse."
I have her on British mode, so maybe that's why she's telling me ridiculous jokes.
kydo
(2,679 posts)But really, how long before something like this really happens.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)Afterall, Siri has feelings too, doesn't she?
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)much, much worse, I believe. I mean....really...
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)that she works for the CIA?
I am not kidding.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)that if Siri WAS working for the CIA, she'd be programmed to deny it.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Lewd Solicitation of a Minor. That adds a new twist to this story of obscene phone usage.
nolabear
(41,987 posts)She kept coming on and making random comments. It took me a while to realize every time the show host (John Fugelsang!) said Sirius shed try to answer whatever she thought hed asked.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)That will be fixed in the next update. Of course that update will take four hours and crash your iPhone.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)"Whip the little fella out..."
100 points to the house of the DUer who can identify that reference.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Iggo
(47,558 posts)I'll go see if they're telling me they saw this coming...
...THEY DID!
Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)I asked her once if she liked me and she got all coy and pretended not to understand. When I pressed her she got downright stupid. LOL!
treestar
(82,383 posts)and she is programmed to deal with a lot of it.
Funny story: another nephew wanted to get his hair cut and asked Siri for local barbers. He would forget the answer and need it again. So all day he kept asking her that. Then in the evening he asked her again and she said: "But I like your hair the way it is." We laughed so hard. Who was so clever as to program for that? LOL.
unc70
(6,115 posts)She has a lot of very clever responses.