Steve Bannon Dragged After Roy Moore Loss: He Looks Like Some Disheveled Drunk

[marble falls]

https://www.thewrap.com/steve-bannon-dragged-roy-moore-loss-drudge/


Steve Bannon Dragged After Roy Moore Loss: ‘He Looks Like Some Disheveled Drunk’

That quote isn’t from a Democrat. It’s from a Republican
Jon Levine | Last Updated: December 13, 2017 @ 6:56 AM


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Bannon was humble in his first public comments on the loss, which he delivered on Breitbart radio on Wednesday.

‘The Democrats hustled, and people have got to understand: You don’t turn out, they’re going to turn out,” he said. “Hat tip to these guys at the DNC. They slipped in here under the radar scope and did a great ground game. Of all the other convergence of forces … just out-hustling and outworking people is a big one.”

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BANNON BUSTED https://t.co/MR33ej6fZI

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) December 13, 2017

GOP Rep. Pete King says Bannon needs to leave politics. "He looks like some disheveled drunk who wandered onto the national stage," King tells @ChrisCuomo

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 13, 2017

Bannon’s is a non-falsifiable theory. If he wins, he’s right. If he loses, he’s right. If his guy prevails, his finger was on the pulse; if his guy goes down, he was sabotaged. In a few months he’ll be wandering around a park muttering about the Kulaks. https://t.co/AvsWoPURSr

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) December 13, 2017

Congrats to two-shirted strategic genius Steve Bannon who deftly maneuvered the GOP into a crushing senate loss IN ALABAMA

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) December 13, 2017

As we all enjoy Bannon's humiliation in Alabama, I just wanted to take this chance to post my favorite Bannon gif again. pic.twitter.com/YGtkf23hCv

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) December 13, 2017

Bannon going back to the drawing board to tweak his candidate recruitment process.

Instead of a candidate that dates kids and keeps a horse in the barn, he's gonna find one that dates horses and keeps a kid in a barn.

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 13, 2017

Steve Bannon is probably the best strategist the DNC has right now

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) December 13, 2017

Charles Barkley is 1-0 against Steve Bannon in special elections

— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) December 13, 2017

We want to be good winners but can we just take a moment this glorious morning after to say: ???? you, Steve Bannon. ???? you and your hate machine. ???? you and your plan to disrupt and tear down this country. ???? you and your racist, sexist dog whistles. And simply ???? you. OK, thanks.

— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) December 13, 2017

[moose65]

1. In other words...

He looks like he always looks! I've never seen Bannon when he didn't look like he'd just done the Walk of Shame, slinking home at 8 am wearing the same wrinkled, disheveled clothes he had on yesterday, gin blossoms shining on his nose, hair like a rat's nest (apologies to rats), bloodshot eyes and yellow teeth.

[Wounded Bear]

4. He pretty much always looks like he's going home from a bar at 3am...

[Princess Turandot]

11. He looks like he's sleeping under a bar at 3AM! nt

[marble falls]

18. I hear he's in contention for the new Charles Bukowski bio.

[dawg day]

8. Remember the Idris Elba picture compared to Bannon's?

Link to tweet

[smirkymonkey]

9. Is that a recent photo?

Oh man, that guy looks like he a few more belts away from the grave. He is just looking polluted.

[sprinkleeninow]

14. Idris Elba so early in the day. Now how'm I gonna get any work done?!

🤗😤😍😚💓

He's so fine!

[moose65]

24. Damn!

Idris Elba is looking mighty fine!! Bannon, not so much

[maddiemom]

15. EXACTLY what I was going to post!

[sprinkleeninow]

20. Rats have more finesse?🤣

[Fred Sanders]

2. Republican party incumbents being threatened by extremist Bannon also gave a silent "fuck you".

[lunasun]

3. Hope Bannon's money funders are feeling the hurt bigly too

[marble falls]

6. I love the way "bigly" is coming home to roost.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. Bannon's "scab encrusted carcass"...

...is my favorite description.

[PassingFair]

7. I call him Bannon Harkonnen

'Cause he reminds me of this guy:

[Canoe52]

10. Summary

It’s not our fault, it’s all Bannon’s fault.

Two peas in the same pod, I’d say. One end of the pod is a little more rotten than the other end, but still the same pod.

[Towlie]

12. He looks like a hobo. (No offense intended... to hobos.)

[irisblue]

13. I like watching reps hurting each other, but

Peter King lives in a glass house of drunk looking guys. Stones and all that

[edbermac]

16. I am a disheveled drunk and I do not look that bad.

[marble falls]

17. Oh jeez put up a warning, I almost dropped my damn beer. Whoa. Now that's terminal.

[sprinkleeninow]

21. I nearly woofed my cookies!🤤

[marble falls]

22. Almost got scared straight!

[sprinkleeninow]

23. Oh, you...! 😉😚

[sprinkleeninow]

19. bannon finding a candidate that "dates horses and keeps a kid in a barn".

Then he'll want to marry the horse.

Sick wicker basket.

The 'horse' or any horse is innocent. He contaminated that sweet one he mounted.

I shudder. He desecrated one of those pure and fashioned by the Hand of the Creator.

Puke worthy.