Roy Moore can't even ride. Video, Roy rode to the polls to vote.

[L. Coyote]

He's lucky he was able to stay on Sassy, and Sassy was in control, not Roy.
Someone, please save this horse from this animal.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. You could even see a little daylight between his ass and the saddle

as he bounced and flopped around like a gaffed carp. The horse was definitely in charge.

[Pachamama]

11. I can't even look at him on that horse without wanting to scream - He doesn't know how to ride

I used to ride a lot....even transitioned from years of English to riding Western because I had a beautiful Quarter Horse named Voodoo and learned Barrel Racing.

For starters, he doesn't even know how to sit in the saddle on the horse properly and he is either leaning too far back or forward constantly. He doesn't have his legs or feet properly in stirrups - way too much foot in the stirrup and often his legs way too long and stiff. He doesn't even have the one handed hold of the reins with the thumb placed. He grabs with both hands and jerks back constantly when he should be using his legs. The horses head is up constantly. He doesn't even know the basic of how to go from a lope to a trot....

I could go on and on....but anyone who rides and who understands horses knows this man has no idea of what he is doing and it was ridiculous to watch. Frankly, I am surprised he took the chance that could have ended up with him looking worse on that horse than he already did....

Who did he think he was going to impress? Because I literally have seen small kids get on horses and ride better....

[Doreen]

12. I was talking about that in another post.

He is horrible and that poor horse was throwing it's head all over, had no true direction, and was not collected enough to make a damn. I used to ride and show English and seeing someone like him ride makes me cringe. He also did not give a damn that the horse was freaked by all of those people surrounding it. What a MOFO.

[Luz]

18. I've never been on a horse in my life, but I could see that.

[get the red out]

27. Same here

Easy to see that he wasn't comfortable riding, and the horse was certainly not comfortable!

[Mariana]

23. I'm frankly suprised he didn't end up on the ground. nt.

[Nay]

28. Me, too. There was def some air between his butt and the saddle a few times. And

that horse knew it had a total novice in the saddle.

[Drahthaardogs]

20. Your ass is SUPPOSED to be out of that saddle if working

Cattle. He was sitting in it and bouncing like a fucking sack of potatoes.

Roy ain't no cowboy and had obviously never been on a cutting horse. He rides like dead weight.

[Mariana]

22. He wasn't pretending to be working cattle.

He was pretending to ride from point A to point B. I suspect he hasn't been on a horse of any kind, ever.

[Drahthaardogs]

30. He can't ride.

Bouncing around like a paddle ball

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

2. Poor horse

[Brother Buzz]

3. That's not the first young filly he's spooked

[Nay]

29. DUZY!!!!! You win the internet today!

[L. Coyote]

4. "Moore is a buffoon, a racist authoritarian demagogue, a sexual predator. ..."

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[DesertRat]

5. His legs were sticking out like he was on a carousel horse

#FreeSassy

[L. Coyote]

9. Roy Moore can't ride a horse for his life, and everyone noticed ....

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Roy Moore's Horse @RoyMooresHorse --- https://twitter.com/RoyMooresHorse
I did not ask for this. I am just a horse. I had no choice in the matter. My name is "Sassy." For real.
Address: Under Roy Moore, Alabama

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[DesertRat]

21. Lol

[Doreen]

13. I do not think it was even that good.

I maintain a proper sit when on a carousal horse. It is just a habit if I am on anything horse related I guess. He has absolutely no clue.

[longship]

6. Here he is!

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. At least Lee Marvin was funny

Moore is just a joke

[chillfactor]

7. I also have ridden horseback....

My family went out for a ride every morning and I can tell you, we were much more comfortable in the saddle and we rode w/o bouncing all over the saddle..and WE had control of ou horses. Moore looks like a kid just learning how to ride.

[AllyCat]

8. My beginning students rode better than that.

I actually cannot believe he stayed on. Terrible sawing on that poor horse’s mouth. Not neck-reining or direct-reining...just some weird hybrid he made up because he doesn’t know what he is doing.

[Irish_Dem]

10. The horse is beautiful, I love her. She needs a new owner however.

[JI7]

14. fucking dumbass

[Akoto]

15. LOL at the @RoyMooresHorse twitter account:

"I did not ask for this. I am just a horse. I had no choice in the matter. My name is "Sassy." For real."

Don't know who was behind writing the messages on that account today, but it's absolute gold.

[L. Coyote]

24. It was fun to read that feed, even if it is all CAPS .... #FreeSassy

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[TheBlackAdder]

16. What did he do, borrow that 14-year-old girl's horse? He looks like he's Yosemite Sam in that photo

[KelleyKramer]

19. No he wasn't in control, he was a passenger on that bus! Ha Ha

That's exactly what happens when you don't know how to handle a horse

And I bet he has ridden it before and the horse already knew he didn't know what he was doing

Moore is an idiot to even try to pull that off in front of cameras

To put it in alabama speak... that boy clearly ain't got no cowboy bonafides

[FSogol]

25. So, you are saying he is extra butt hurt this morning?

[Baitball Blogger]

26. Mika sliced and diced him on his horseriding skills.

She definitely did sound like she knew what she was talking about.