Why Alabama was not support Our Great President?
As you maybe imagining, it has been being a grim day down at the diner, what with everything like that whole communist takeover of Alabama and such. Nowadays it is getting so you cannot even leer at little girlies or drool all over them without that somebody decides to take offense and not vote for you. It was not used to be this way. Back in Garden of Eden times, there was nobody warning to Addam that Eaves was only seven days old. But if that wasn't never no nevermind for Addam's family in the four thousand whatever years ago, how come all that hoohah now? It is seeming like you only need a dozen or so women to say you showed them your dick when they were kids, and then all sudden-like there is a big lynch mob! Since when this is Alabama? Even Flo has became so upset. We were thinking out loud to explain about how all this might could be just because of women's voting. And when Flo came with coffee the full pot somehow falled onto our table and broke itself. And then Flo told the owner she was taking sick and had to be going home for the night. So he had to brought us a towel so we could wipe the mess