What the Gee Oh Pee is telling itself tonight
"It's not about us, it's just a fluke. We woulda won if we'd run Strange."
"It's not about Democratic victory, it's just that asshole Moore was too much for even AL to swallow."
"If we can keep the Moron at 1600 from opening his yap we can still hold out in 2018."
"We need more women to finger Dem skeevers, yeah, that's the ticket."
"Moore doesn't really represent us. Voters know we're not all like him."
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"Tax cuts for the rich, yeah, that'll win us support in 2018. It will! It really, really will!"
"We need some more scary minorities out of jail on parole to commit heinous crimes."
"We need some more Muslims and other immigrants to commit heinous crimes."
"A serious terrorist incident in some big blue city would sure be timely right about now..."
"Baby killers. Abortion. Fetucide. Which sounds creepier? Is that how you spell 'fetucide'?"
"Obama. Hillary. They're coming for your guns! Both of them!"
psychically,
Bright