Moore: "We need to wait on the Lord". My mom: "Buddy, I think the Lord answered you tonight!"

[Grown2Hate]

[Laffy Kat]

1. Kiss your mom for me! nt

[Grown2Hate]

4. LoL I will! She cracks me up. Also, he nickname is Kit Kat (name Kathy), so love the username. :)

[Laffy Kat]

11. The username is from my town in Colorado--Lafayette.

And I tacked the Kat on because it was catchy AND I like kittehs. But Kit Kat is GREAT.

[a kennedy]

2. For me as well.....

[Lint Head]

3. And on the 3rd day the Lord created pedophiles.

[Grassy Knoll]

5. The Lord Told You To Keep Your Hands Off Children...

...The "Lord" (Alabama) Has Spoken, Perv Fuck!!!

[Mme. Defarge]

6. Like I always say,

the Lord works in mysterious ways, n’est-ce pas?

[herding cats]

7. I like your mom!

Hug her for me and enjoy the evening together.

[Grown2Hate]

9. Thank you. :) She's funny because she doesn't "get involved in politics" as a Jehovah's Witness,

but I've never heard someone curse Trump and Moore with such veracity (and she's in LOVE with Lawrence O'Donnell and never misses Rachel). haha

[herding cats]

12. Shes adorable!

Appreciate her individuality.

[Docreed2003]

8. And Jesus told Roy

[L. Coyote]

10. Roy Moore: "God is always in control." Well, Roy, God kicked your delusional pedo ass down the road.

Link to tweet

[smirkymonkey]

13. The Lord has answered Roy.

And he said "Fuck YOU!"

Burn in hell you pervert!

[MaryMagdaline]

14. Love your mom!

[raven mad]

15. An oldie but goodie joke follows. (I'd love your mom!)

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.
"Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast."

"No," says the preacher. "I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."

Still the waters rise. Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

"Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."

Once again, the preacher is unmoved. "I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."

After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple remains above water. The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

"Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance."

Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

And, predictably, he drowns.

A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"

God shakes his head. "What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

[Grown2Hate]

16. "Two boats and one helicopter?! I demand a recount!"