Anybody else think the "Judge" has had a few?

[Ken Burch]

Sounded like he was slurring his words.

[Kirk Lover]

1. Yeah methinks he was hittin that Jesus blood.

[cynatnite]

2. Yep, he knocked back a few. n/t

[gratuitous]

3. It's late and the mall's been closed for hours

Time for Roy's Ovaltine and beddy-bye.

[Docreed2003]

4. Either that or he didnt know the scripture he was quoting for shit...

I vote for both! That was ridiculous

[Ken Burch]

5. You'd think the good "Judge" would be up to speed on the Gospels-

-what with him being the only real Christian and all-

[Docreed2003]

6. Well, he wasnt even quoting the gospels!! Lol

[TomSlick]

7. It's difficult to quote obscure scripture when fighting back tears.

It doesn't help if you had to steady your nerves first with a little "tonic."

[Lint Head]

8. He was in a hurry. The mall closes soon.

[bathroommonkey76]

9. I hope someone took away his horse.

Roy doesn't need to be cited for drunk riding tonight.

[Ken Burch]

11. I'm thinking that horse had the good sense to bolt from the stable.

n/t.

[grantcart]

10. I think YAHWEH was just fuckin with him a little

Tomorrow he gets a full blown stroke.

[H2O Man]

12. Thank you.

Always the optimist!

[grantcart]

14. Its a gift and a curse.

[H2O Man]

15. A gift

for the DU community, a curse for the target.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. Prhaps he tapped into a 12-year-old Scotch.