What Will Roy Moore Do When He Loses Tonight?.....

[global1]

Are there any other offices he could run for in Alabama?

Will he go down with dignity or will he pick a fight?

[crazycatlady]

1. He'll go looking for high school cheerleaders

[JenniferJuniper]

2. Isn't he more a Middle School kinda guy?

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Go to a local Toys-R-Us and drown his sorrow.

[plcdude]

4. fire his

lawyer.

[haele]

5. Cry and claim that Satan and the Liberals cheated.

Like most lying bullies and psychopaths do when they're caught. It's always someone else's fault, and they're evil for making him lose.

Haele

[lsewpershad]

6. He will go to church

And blame god.

[Frustratedlady]

7. Well, one thing we know for sure...

he won't go to the mall.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. It will be Obama's fault........

Who else would be to blame?

[Kirk Lover]

9. Ride off into the muthafuckin sunset.

[bluestarone]

12. i'd really

like to see this!!

[moriah]

14. From your fingers to His Noodly Appendages...

Though please, someone spare a bicycle for him and get that poor horse to safety.

[bluestarone]

15. LOL

your right

[Beacool]

10. I wish I was so sure that he will lose.

It's Alabama, I have little faith that they will do the right thing. With these conservative kooks, party comes before country.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

11. Can't guess what he will do, but

I hope he dries up and blows away like so much dust. He can eat a shit sandwich on his way out. I'm feeling magnanimous.

[moriah]

13. Dignity? You made me spit out my coffee. Nt

[Hortensis]

16. Lol. The answer is implicit in the question, all right.

[meow2u3]

17. He'll drown his sorrows in a root beer float

over at the local teen hangout.