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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat I Saw Inside Roy Moore's Barn Burner
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a14415471/roy-moore-last-rally/...You try. Seriously, you do. You give the benefit of the doubt to people because, what the hell, theyre the same species as you are, and they have the right to their opinions, and they can certainly vote into office whomever the hell they want. But sometimes, there is absolutely no way to keep faith with the truth and with your readers without pointing out that circumstances have led you into a hall of funhouse mirrors.
On Monday night, in Jordans Activity Barn, they had the last rally on behalf of Judge Roy Moore, the Republican candidate in Tuesdays special election to replace Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III in the United States Senate. The whole event was lousy with pestiferous Bible-banging. Both reality and American history were fed into individual woodchippers. The theme of the nights devotions was that Nobody Comes Into Alabama And Tells Us How To Vote. This theme was emphasized by the nights roster of speakers, which included: a carbuncled vandal from Virginia (Steve Bannon); a failed congressional candidate from Wisconsin (Paul Nehlen); a disgraced sheriff from Wisconsin (David Clarke, Jr.), and a sitting congressman from Texas (Louie Gohmert). They all took turns bashing all the rank outsiders who came into Alabama to campaign for Doug Jones, the Democratic nominee.
Up was down. Down was up. Thomas Paine, of all people, was enlisted in the cause of an out-and-out theocrat, and the person who did so quoted him from the wrong pamphlet anyway. Abraham Lincoln was invoked repeatedly on behalf of a neo-Confederate who speculated that the Constitution might be improved by removing the amendments passed immediately after the Civil War. Moore was defended against the allegations of child molestation by an old Army buddy who told a story about how they all were taken to a brothel in Vietnam one night and Moore refused to pay for sex with prostitutes who may have been underage. Res ipse loquitur, yall, and the adoring crowd drank it all down like so much apple brandy.
At the risk of sounding like every liberal Yankee bogeyman flitting through the minds of the assembled, this event was completely nuts. It was a naked appeal to unreason. It was the Rose Parade of empowered ignorance. It was the Royal Wedding of Stupid and Mean. It was the Celebration of the Lizard Brain. The Id was in the saddle, and it was riding the crowd, and the barker at this particular carnival of fools was quite happy to bring all the suckers in out of the Alabama dark and into the freak show hed created.
highplainsdem
(48,981 posts)jpak
(41,758 posts)nope!
mcar
(42,333 posts)marble falls
(57,093 posts)Most of them are way too far gone.
Girard442
(6,073 posts)I once thought that, despite their being misinformed on some issues, and their unfortunate tendency to be taken in by flimflam artists, they were still fairly decent people with good hearts.
Screw 'em. They support Roy Moore because they are Roy Moore.
DemocracyMouse
(2,275 posts)Should more sober states send into Alabama evangelical atheists? Like missionaries of sanity? A hoard of librarians with iPads bookmarked to media literacy courses?
I realize, of course, that there are millions of sane Alabamians, beginning with the long-suffering black community there. But they need allies and no matter what today's election brings about, we should have a plan for these suffering states. All of America is complicit if we do nothing.
Girard442
(6,073 posts)Mariana
(14,857 posts)to show them the error of their ways? There are so very few "evangelical atheists" but there are supposed to be lots and lots of decent Christians.
PatrickforO
(14,574 posts)Hoards of librarians!
Yes!
marble falls
(57,093 posts)and their churches are vital parts of the community - that Senator-elect Jones prosecuted the murderers who bombed a church killing four children?????
DemocracyMouse
(2,275 posts)...and the black Christian community is outnumbered by what, until yesterday's election, seemed like some pretty befuddled white "Christians." I'm suggesting the formation of literacy brigades in part because no matter what the group, distinguishing between fake and serious news is not sufficiently taught in our schools. And so many Americans have zero political awareness, zero analysis, a completely foogy sense of history. And in all the Christian groups, both black and white, there is a lack of familiarity with the LGBTQ world and what it has had to endure for millenia.
appleannie1943
(1,303 posts)My sister started out in the early fifties and sixties going here
when Kuhlmann had tabernacles in Pittsburgh and Franklin, PA. From there they graduated to the Brother Frank Longino cult and http://www.libertyharvest.org/history.html. Now the whole bunch of them are in Alabama. And they honestly believe Trumpery was chosen by God to bring about end times when they will all magically fly into heaven while the rest of us fight the battle.
alfredo
(60,074 posts)malaise
(269,004 posts)Rec
oasis
(49,387 posts)who thinks America was better off with half the country in slavery.
That fool/tool has to answer for that for the rest of his life. He dare not go back to Wisconsin.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)along with Bannon et al. constitute people coming to Alabama and telling them who to vote for? Or does that only apply to Democrats coming into the state and telling them who to vote for?
I imagine it's the latter, since Republicans don't recognize their own hypocrisy.
oasis
(49,387 posts)That would be their answer.
misanthrope
(7,417 posts)That doesn't technically mean he didn't partake, just that he didn't fork over cash. It also doesn't mean he didn't come back later for a private visit.
Why was Moore in a brothel to begin with? Did the priggish officer intend to violate his rather showy religiosity?
Maybe he didn't indulge because he harbored racial bigotry. Does the Army buddy know that isn't so because Moore indulged in prostitutes at other times?
7962
(11,841 posts)I can just see that speech being made......
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)in Alabama? Sixteen, maybe? Don't forget, it's a different culture down there.
Dating girls who haven't reached puberty is the accepted norm, or at least it was when Ol' Roy was on the prowl. And he'd always ask their mothers for permission, too. That's a huge plus for Ol' Roy!
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)He wanted them to be definitely under age.
7962
(11,841 posts)Dale Neiburg
(698 posts)It could mean he did a trump and refused to pay for services rendered.
gademocrat7
(10,658 posts)Evil and stupidity concentrated in one place.
Fantastically apt and impressive description of these cultish imbeciles.
Progressive dog
(6,904 posts)Those people do deserve what they get.
Ligyron
(7,632 posts)I knew he'd come up with something good. He almost always does.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)The gods know I couldn't stand it.
Ligyron
(7,632 posts)Even then...
mcar
(42,333 posts)VaBchTgerLily
(231 posts)rpannier
(24,329 posts)Headlined by a guy from Florida, one from Texas and one from Wisconsin. I was unaware those places were all in Alabama
PJMcK
(22,037 posts)iluvtennis
(19,860 posts)Aviation Pro
(12,168 posts)They are all fucking pinheads.
dhill926
(16,339 posts)fantastic article....
BadGimp
(4,015 posts)I have not heard a better metaphor in recent memory.
Thank you!
BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)58Sunliner
(4,386 posts)Gothmog
(145,264 posts)Hekate
(90,690 posts)Nevernose
(13,081 posts)At least so far
eissa
(4,238 posts)Brilliantly written. And, yes, I have no desire to "understand" or "reach out" to the Christian Taliban.
alarimer
(16,245 posts)Hopefully they will die slowly and painfully. Fuck these deplorable assholes. I no longer consider them human. They certainly do not belong to the same species as me.
keithbvadu2
(36,808 posts)Like a NYC Yankee just across the state line?
lindysalsagal
(20,686 posts)"Rose Parade of empowered ignorance"
PJMcK
(22,037 posts)These people deserve what they get.
Mr. Pierce nails it, for me, with his resignation about trying to give the benefit of the doubt to people like Moore's supporters-- or Trump's.
Fuck 'em. It's not worth the trouble to try to reason with ignorance.
Vote a straight Democratic ticket. Let's overwhelm these un-American losers.
ATL Ebony
(1,097 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,263 posts)That's AL-born and lifelong native Doug Jones, BTW. He got both his BS and JD from AL universities.
Moore went to some left-wing liberal Yankee college in NEW YORK.
Note to future GOP candidates: When you schedule a rally, and Louie Gohmert is one of your big "draws", Things Have Gotten Off On The Wrong Foot.
sofa king
(10,857 posts)Does Charles Pierce step into a telephone booth and emerge as the Rude Pundit? 'Cause that dude's got some fangs.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Yes, a glass of Chardonnay would go nicely with a little Charles Pierce binge reading.