Breaking CNN Republicans in the Senate won't commit to giving Roy Moore

[applegrove]

any Senate Comittee role. They won't commit. I'm serious. Because if you don't laugh you have to cry.

[Laffy Kat]

1. No words. nt

[dalton99a]

2. Cross their hearts and hope to die?

Swear on a stack of Bibles?

[gratuitous]

3. We'll that settles that!

If it's true that idle hands are the devil's workshop, we'll see what old Roy has to do with his free time since he won't have to go to committee meetings should he get elected to the Senate.

Lock up your daughters.

[marble falls]

4. There's no committee for the removal of all commandments after the 5th - the 'troublesome ones'.

[roamer65]

5. Moore will be a hand grenade thrown into the heart of the Pedo Party.

[moondust]

6. CT

Don't know if possible but...GOP plan if Moore wins election may be to remove him from Senate and have AL governor appoint a replacement, perhaps Luther Strange.

[Golden Raisin]

7. They'll be too busy helping him haul one of his

granite "Ten Commandment" monuments onto the Senate floor.