Well, Trump wants to go to Mars.

[Ligyron]

I think we should send him.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. How much is that endeavor going to cost??????

Trump surrounded by his lackeys, smiling broadly with no idea as to how much this is going to cost after the Tax cut he wants for his Millionaire/Billionaire class goes through, if it does.

A photo op, nothing more.

[Ilsa]

4. ITA. A photo op.

I bet most or all of those flat earthers voted for him. How will they be convinced that there really is another planet?

[Ligyron]

5. I believe he should self-fund this endeavor.

I mean, he says he's loaded. Right?

[klook]

2. Where's the GoFundMe page?

I'll chip in $5.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

7. I'll chip in to send Trump to URANUS........

instead. That is where Trump actually hails from.

[dalton99a]

3. Put him in the cargo hold

in a cage

[klook]

17. and subject him to Vogon poetry.

Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of the audience members died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off.

Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own large intestine - in a desperate attempt to save life itself - leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams (posted at hitchhikers.wikia.com

[Ilsa]

6. We could take up a collection to send him.

Commenter: "No bucks, no Buck Rogers."

[DBoon]

8. cut the funding for this in half

So he can go there and never come back

[Atman]

9. Just another one of his toothless objectives.

It means nothing. He gets to sign a paper in front of cameras, then his sycophants can line up and bestow praise upon him.

[underpants]

10. Pence had a hand in this

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[tinrobot]

11. Gonna need a mighty big rocket to lift that pile of lard.

[lunatica]

12. Let's send him to the Nebula cloud and say it's Mars

[Yavin4]

13. Are you sure he wasn't referring to eating a Mars bar?

Which are gross by the way.

[Trueblue Texan]

14. Me TOO! Where do I send my donation?

[Joe941]

15. I hear russia has some pretty good space tech.

[spanone]

16. Let him go...