The new proper way to be photographed with someone of opposite sex

[diva77]

[LisaL]

1. I don't think they should be holding hands.

[LenaBaby61]

13. "I don't think they should be holding hands."

WHY are they even in the same water together

[Glassunion]

22. Exactly. This is how hepatitis is spread.

So says that Facebook post I read once.

[CTyankee]

2. Oh, that is so funny!

I took me a few seconds to "get it' with the tires/balloons (?) around their waist and hips but it made me laugh out loud...

[chowder66]

3. ! But something could happen between pictures ! nt

[LisaL]

5. You are right, they probably need full body bubble.

[chowder66]

16. Love it!! nt

[superpatriotman]

4. NO touching!

Apologies to Jeffrey Tambor...

[lunasun]

6. Absolutely no hand holding get real

[eissa]

7. He is probably thinking of her sexually

Off with his head!

[LisaL]

19. I can see it in his eyes!

[True Dough]

8. Is

the bowtie optional?

[Thor_MN]

9. He's touching her hand and could be looking at her bare legs.

And with him standing slightly upstream, he is clearly establishing dominance, diminishing her position. He obviously prevented her from having a bow tie, further degrading her status.

[tazkcmo]

10. What a perv!

I don't know what that terrible man does for a living but he should lose his job for assuming it's ok to touch that woman! What a monster!!!!!! RESIGN! Btw, why doesn't SHE get full length trouser legs???? To remind her of her subservient position? It's always about power with men!

[Bengus81]

11. I could feel Al's inner tube rubbing against mine!!! He said Entertainers have that privilege.......

[alfredo]

12. A nun with a ruler to make sure you are not dancing too close.

The only place in town where there was a Saturday night dance was at the Catholic church basement. I was English Catholic, so I had to lie and tell them I was from a neighboring parish.

[rgbecker]

17. I'm interested in whether the boy was allowed to touch the girl's waist?

At my Lutheran High school dancing class in gym, we were expected to touch the girl's waist as we guided them around in waltz or fox trot.

Was shocked hear someone complaining about Franken's placing his arm around waist for photo op. Oh, he squeezed! Twice!

[LisaL]

18. Absolutely not!

No waist touching!

[alfredo]

20. We could touch her waist, but dont let that hand slip

When the library started having teen hops, it was no holds barred. It was boob smashing and hip grinding time.

[TheFrenchRazor]

14. i don't think ridiculing the issue of unwelcome groping does anybody any favors. nt

[BannonsLiver]

15. best get used to it. More satire is coming no doubt.

[L. Coyote]

21. OMG, their hands are touching. Burn HER at the stake.

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