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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDarrell Issa proposes renaming the ocean after Ronald Reagan
by Hunter
The laser-like Republican focus on jobs continues:
Issa reintroduced his bill Wednesday to rename the countrys Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), which generally extends from three miles to 200 miles offshore, as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone.
To be fair, we're not talking about renaming all the oceans after Ronald Reagan. Just any parts of them within 200 miles of America, in honor of the guy who first said "yeah, all that over there? That's ours."
While creating at least several jobs in the lucrative map-printing sector of the economy, this otherwise seems a rather pointless little exercise. For one thing, I thought true conservatives hated Ronald Reagan now, but it turns out that while they now hate most of what he said and did, they still like putting his name on things. So he's a lot like Jesus in that way. Or would be, if Jesus hated unions and the environment and said things like "bring all of the offshore oil within two hundred miles of here unto me, because I hath called dibs upon it."
Where were we? Oh yes, jobs. Hundreds of thousands of jobs created by renaming every single thing in America after Ronald Reagan, the only modern Republican president conservatives still acknowledge the existence of. There's at least 50,000 permanent jobs to be gained in this one proposal by Issa alone, as we send minimum-wage workers out to repeatedly spray paint Ronald Reagan's name on the ocean surface until it finally sticks.
Ha! Just kidding. We wouldn't pay them minimum wage. Ronald Reagan would have hated that.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/21/1112154/-Darrell-Issa-proposes-renaming-the-ocean-after-Ronald-Reagan
I propose renaming Issa "Congressman Dumbfuck."
NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)DeeJay
(78 posts)considering the nature of the disease that killed him.
Clumps of garbage in his brain.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)quinnox
(20,600 posts)burrowowl
(17,641 posts)Good post!
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Does that count?
valerief
(53,235 posts)XemaSab
(60,212 posts)thelordofhell
(4,569 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)the first thing I will do is dereaganize this country. Look up destalinization to see how it's done.
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Pool Hall Ace
(5,849 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)...Dear Lord, please let this be a joke!
By the way, who was the Repuke president they wanted to add to Mt. Rushmore?
muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)2d Session
H. R. 6147
To designate the exclusive economic zone of the United States as the Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
July 18, 2012
Mr. ISSA introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Natural Resources
...
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/112/hr6147/text
And the stupid fucker tried it 5 years ago too:
1st Session
H. R. 27
To designate the exclusive economic zone of the United States as the `Ronald Wilson Reagan Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States'.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
January 4, 2007
Mr. ISSA introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Natural Resources
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/110-h27/text
Bennyboy
(10,440 posts)Reagan's fault!
Sounds about perfect if you ask me.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)And maybe the fucking Moon, while we're at it.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)Oh wait, this is fucking serious isn't it?
In that case:
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)I wonder if the Onion writers are ever tempted to put out a contract on someone like Issa. He makes it so hard for them to satirize reality.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)Love it!
LuckyLib
(6,819 posts)have anything better to do? He's a Republican. Evidently not.
struggle4progress
(118,295 posts)Rename Perris "Reagan," rename Temecula "Reagan," rename Fallbrook "Reagan," rename Vista "Reagan," rename Oceanside "Reagan," ...
Iggo
(47,558 posts)BumRushDaShow
(129,096 posts)Seconded.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)aka-chmeee
(1,132 posts)sellitman
(11,607 posts)It's breathtaking actually
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)After all, he created it in seven days, did he not?
Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts)He couldn't win an election for head garbageman anywhere other than his district.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)appleannie1
(5,067 posts)abolugi
(417 posts)is an absolute embarrassment for California!
I hang my head in shame!
Tikki
(14,557 posts)and have nothing better to do than make up this kind of sh*t.
We need to rename the bird poop that clings to the docks and piers: ronnie reagan.
Tikki
Freedomofspeech
(4,226 posts)The country is going to hell and this is what this moron is concerned about. Did all of the republicans brains fall out when GW became president?
neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)I think "brains falling out" is sadly impossible.
magic59
(429 posts)why not just call it Blundering Idiot?
I can't wait till they start the Reagan Mt. Rushmore.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Metro135
(359 posts)Since it was Reagan's contention that trees cause pollution, wouldn't it be more appropriate to name one of our national forests after him?
Or has that been done already?
Octafish
(55,745 posts)Not that the Democrat got us to the moon, let alone kept us out of nuclear war and integrated the FBI and Secret Service.
NYC Liberal
(20,136 posts)jp11
(2,104 posts)get his face tattooed on their bodies.
I want him on their face, their eyelids, their arms, their chests, their backs, their arms, their legs, their thighs, their buttocks, their feet, and their genitals.
If they don't love him that much then they don't get to name shit after him.
ejbr
(5,856 posts)roguevalley
(40,656 posts)muntrv
(14,505 posts)Just like San Francisco named its sewage treatment plant after Dimson.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)I have to go take a Ronald Reagan now ...............
highplainsdem
(49,004 posts)Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)I will not call National Airport 'Reagan' when I fly out of there I am told Reagan and I tell them that airport doesn't exist. As for the coastal waters Issa is toally crazy, round the bend.
petronius
(26,602 posts)I'm actually sort of OK with this.
But I like the San Andreas idea better, not to mention your highly appropriate moniker for Issa...
Turbineguy
(37,343 posts)But should we wait until the Ocean is dead?
muriel_volestrangler
(101,321 posts)which would be multiple countries. Zombie Reagan Conquers the World!
Launching A New Agenda For Opening Markets Including A "Reagan Zone Of Economic Freedom" To Fuel A New Wave Of Global Prosperity:
...
- Launching A "Reagan Zone Of Economic Freedom" Among Nations Committed To High Standards and Enforcement: We need bold ideas to address the new global economy. Starting with a core of U.S. free trade agreement partners, Governor Romney would seek to bring together nations committed to open markets and playing by the rules in the largest ever Free Trade Area, and go beyond traditional trade to promote high standards in areas critical to U.S. competitiveness. The Reagan Zone Of Economic Freedom would act as an alliance working together internally, in the World Trade organization and elsewhere to push reforms and work cooperatively in areas like labor and the environment. Governor Romney would seek to expand these efforts to include the European Union and other nations that agree to meet these standards, while challenging China and others advancing agreements that exclude America.
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=96121
via Indecision Forever
Spitfire of ATJ
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Fire Walk With Me
(38,893 posts)Used up, wasted away, used as garbage dumps by business and the unconscious...very Republican. I'll allow it.
progressivebydesign
(19,458 posts)Unreal. Reagan is NO hero to California. If I was Issa's constituents, I'd dump his ass asap. He has done nothing at all for his District... he spends all his time trying to bring down the President, and now this fluffy bullshit waste of money.
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,269 posts)Shouldn't a man's name be linked to his most memorable accomplishment ?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)what Mt. Everest is to big hills.
Rose Siding
(32,623 posts)Higgs boson
(42 posts)Kablooie
(18,634 posts)Asshat zone is a fine name.
rl6214
(8,142 posts)Raine
(30,540 posts)DFW
(54,405 posts)Somewhere off the coast of California, although it has no permanent location, if I understand correctly.
How about a sewage treatment plant? Or wha's left of the Aral Sea? I'm sure the Russians wouldn't mind.
DCKit
(18,541 posts)We've got to find some way to keep this guy busy and quiet.
nichomachus
(12,754 posts)Then no one will know what anything is, where they are, where they're going, or where they just came from -- just like Reagan.
Arkana
(24,347 posts)Alduin
(501 posts)Of all the things that needs to be done in this country, this is what Issa focuses on?
Octafish
(55,745 posts)http://web.archive.org/web/20050405113406/http://www.geocities.com/thereaganyears/economicpolicy.htm
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