Britons begin stockpiling bottles of piss in preparation for Donald Trump state visit

[T_i_B]

http://newsthump.com/2017/07/12/britons-begin-stockpiling-bottles-of-piss-in-preparation-for-donald-trump-state-visit/

Protestors have already begun storing up their urine in plastic containers ahead of Donald trump’s UK visit.

The announcement that President Trump will be visiting the UK was initially met with outrage by left-wing protestors, but then glee as they realised the kind of shenanigans that might entail, along with the realisation that this might be the only opportunity they have to drown President Trump in litres and litres of their own water.

“It’s going to be epic,” said Robert Sharp, while filling up an empty Stella bottle.

“And I don’t mean epic in the hyperbolic sense, I mean it literally. Nobody in human history will ever have been covered with more piss, generated by more people than President Trump will be in just a few short months.

[Laffy Kat]

1. They won't get the chance, unfortunately.

Doubt the visit will ever happen. Brits don't want him there and he's afraid of humiliation.

[T_i_B]

2. The offer of a state visit only stands...

....because our own government is so weak and isolated that they cannot risk offending the office of the President of the United States, even when the President himself behaves despicably.

[dembotoz]

3. If caught short use Budweiser... same thing

[secondwind]

4. Old article from July. He isnt going now.

[T_i_B]

5. Given his recent gobshitery in support of "Britain" First

I think it's only become more relevant, not less so!