Trump got a new toilet seat

[left-of-center2012]

The Trump White House work orders show a new toilet seat was requested for the Oval Office in late January.
Perhaps Trump didn't want to sit on Obama's throne?

"The files show a request in late January, for example, to replace the toilet seat in the Oval Office."

[Xipe Totec]

1. Odd. Since right now he's crapping his diapers

No toilet seat required.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. The previous one probably wasn't gold-plated.

[Sneederbunk]

3. The old one was too small.

[milestogo]

5. He kept thinking of Obama sitting on it.

[milestogo]

4. Is there a cell phone connected to it for shittweeting?

[ProudLib72]

6. The rodent problem is a bigger concern according to the article

The vermin came to light when NBC News4 Washington obtained hundreds of work requests stretching back two years. Maintenance staff members at the White House were asked to respond to reports of mice in both the White House Navy mess and in the Situation Room, according to NBC.

Which means we now have proof that The Onion was NOT making up this story:

https://politics.theonion.com/rodent-clearly-making-its-way-through-steve-bannon-s-bo-1819579702

WASHINGTON—Noting that the White House chief strategist’s skin stretched and bulged as the animal scurried about, sources confirmed Tuesday that a rodent was clearly making its way through Steve Bannon’s body during a national security meeting. “You could see the outline of a rat or maybe a very large mouse scampering inside Mr. Bannon for the entire 90-minute strategy session,” said Deputy National Security Advisor K.T.

[icymist]

7. Is it the toliet-comfy chair from Idiocracy?

[democratisphere]

8. drumpf would need the extra wide heavy duty version toilet seat.

[MiniMe]

9. He probably wanted a gold seat

[jmowreader]

10. I can understand why he'd need that

Cast-iron toilet seats are a bit on the chilly side, but they're also much stronger than the traditional wood or more avant-garde plastic versions.