Imagine the RW butthurt...

[jmowreader]

...if Malia Obama would have kissed a girl and smoked a cigar.

It could be worse...if she would have flown to Seattle and smoked a joint, they’d be preparing articles of impeachment against her dad now.

Didn’t those idiots ever see South Park? “There’s a time and a place for everything. And it’s called college.”

[Wwcd]

1. Meanwhile 70 yr old public officials are molesting underagers, taking penis selfies &

running for the lawmaking body of our gov't.

There isn't a big enough eyeroll smiley for this b.s.

[yurbud]

2. what are you actually referring to? Link?

[Angry Dragon]

4. twitter is all aflutter with pics of her kissing a boy and blowing smoke rings

the world is ending

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

3. "Why, she might even have had (gasp!) sex!!!"

Where is Chris Crocker when you need him?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. Personally I hate to see intelligent people like Malia smoke.

Anyone with an ounce of brains in her head should know better than to start such a vile, deadly, anti-social habit.

[Mariana]

6. You're contradicting yourself.

Either she's an intelligent person, or she doesn't have an ounce of brains in her head. Both of those things can't be true.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

7. No - I'm pointing out the contradiction in HER.

[jmowreader]

8. So do I

But let’s be real: the only reason she’s being ripped apart on antisocial media for either cigarette smoking or boy kissing is her last name.