Disappointed Trump Supporters: Why Cant We Have A White Friday?

[babylonsister]

Nova Magazine
November 24, 2017
Disappointed Trump Supporters: ‘Why Can’t We Have A White Friday?’


Trump supporters have expressed anger with the annual Black Friday tradition and demand an equivalent White Friday for white Americans who feel left out.

President Trump was the first to weigh in: “It’s not right and it’s not fair that black people get a day all to themselves when whites are left day-less.

“What next? Muslim Thursday, Gay Monday or God forbid, Mexican Sunday?

“It’s political correctness gone mad and I won’t stand for it. We real Americans need to take our Fridays back.”

“Across the country, millions of whites cannot leave their homes and enjoy the end of the working week because today is not for them.

“All days of the week should be available to everyone regardless of skin color.”

GOP believe that giving whites all the other 51 Fridays in the year as well as every other day of the week would go a long way towards leveling the playing field.

















Satire...but sounds legit!
https://www.nova-magazine.net/disappointed-trump-supporters-why-cant-we-have-a-white-friday/

[Angry Dragon]

1. They do get a White Christmas ......... just saying

[ProudLib72]

2. Did you forget climate change?

Which is all Obama's fault!

[Angry Dragon]

4. no, I did not forget ......snows where I am

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Say What?????

[wryter2000]

5. We're in a sad place

When you can't tell satire from reality. I thought it was real.

[Takket]

7. so did I, and that isn't the first time today..........

in a world where deplorables are losing their minds over Malia smoking a cigarette and two hands on a Starbucks cup that MIGHT be lesbians, I don't know what the think is real anymore.

[JDC]

6. Funny. Sounds about right

[ileus]

8. And they're dreaming of a white Kwanzaa!

[DiverDave]

9. I sure am glad

I didn't have a mouthful of coffee. I would have had a mess to clean up.
Thanks for the laugh