Please come CAPTION Moore supporter and former Republican candidate for president, Alan Keyes!

[skip fox]

Alan ("God keeps screaming in the middle of my cranium" ) Keyes is saying: "Roy Moore's trips to the mall were obviously spiritual in nature. Wasn't it Jesus who said 'Suffer little children to come unto me'? . . . Well, these days Jesus would obviously have to go where the children could find Him, right? . . . Don't you see? . . . Or is the left-wing media too blind to understand scripture when it's staring you straight in the face???"

[njhoneybadger]

1. Fucking wack job

[skip fox]

2. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative act,

but we often try to capture our subjects' essences to expose their stupidity, hypocrisy, cupidity, gullibility, etc., for satirical purposes like a skit on SNL.

Bottom line: Keyes has recently said things almost as wacky, but he didn't say this.

[riversedge]

7. The the demented will believe the pig poop!

[PuffedMica]

3. Moore's accusers have zero credibility but the women's claims agaisnt Franken are all truthful

[3catwoman3]

4. Flaming asshole...

...works for me.

[Fred Sanders]

5. Sure Trump is a racist fascist and I am black, but he is OUR God's racist fascist.

[underpants]

6. You know that store "Forever21" that was Judge Moore's idea once he decided to date middle age women

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. "And you all thought my 15 minutes were up!"

[Takket]

9. Is that satire or did he really say that?

RW evangelicals are so messed up I honestly can't even tell....

[skip fox]

10. It's satire

but he has recently said things which are nearly as ludicrous.

[Sneederbunk]

11. The disciple sayeth touch thee my undergarments right about here.

[TlalocW]

12. Cannot understand his words

I start to hear something about Roy Moore and then it trails into a threat about blasting us with an illudium pu-36 space modulator due to Keyes' almost perfect Marvin the Martian imitation.

TlalocW