US President believes in invisible fighter jets

[struggle4progress]

Ben Graham

... Speaking to members of the US Coast Guard on Thanksgiving Day, he told the audience the air force was ordering a plane which was "like an invisible fighter" ...

"They said, well, sir, you can'’t see it. I said but in a fight. You know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies. The fight, they're fighting. How good is this?" ...

"They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it's right next to them, it can't see it. I said: That helps. That's a good thing" ...

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-president-believes-in-invisible-fighter-jets/news-story/641991d18ecacf815cbcfe28d253462e

They will defend our big beautiful invisible wall!

[DBoon]

1. Does the King also wear invisible clothes?

nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That dumbass apparently thinks stealth aircraft are actually invisible.

[marybourg]

3. They have that cloak thing.

You know, like I see in the movies.

[Princess Turandot]

5. Romulan cloaking device...nt

[mythology]

4. My guess is he was watching reruns of Wonder Woman

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. That explains the redesigned flight suits.

Declassified picture of an early test flight:


Redesigned flight suit to allow unrestricted freedom of movement:

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Wow,what a dumb f--k.

Captain America is real,duh.

[California_Republic]

7. I wonder if he is discussing classified info

[RainCaster]

8. He also believes a child molester would be good in Congress

Certainly better than a Democrat.

[dalton99a]

9. Fucking moron.

[Denzil_DC]

10. Twitter video (sorry to those who don't Twitter)

Link to tweet

As excruciating and incomprehensible as the transcript, but worth watching for the shifting expressions on the faces of the guys behind him as he dribbles on and on.

[LonePirate]

11. Maybe we can hire some Mexican mimes to perform the invisible wall act to prove we built his wall.

If we show him footage of their act, he will probably believe it. We can even let him brag about how the wall was completed under budget and ahead of schedule.

[eShirl]

13. That might actually work

[Angry Dragon]

12. Trump lost in his own mind

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. ...

[HAB911]

15. Military Is Building a Fleet of Star Trek-Inspired 'Shadow' Bombers Invisible to Radar

Maybe he was mumbling about this project

http://www.newsweek.com/us-military-building-fleet-shadow-bombers-invisible-radar-716452

[Kentonio]

16. I sense a great funding scheme.

Just take the moron into an empty airfield and ask him to pay for this new squadron of super invisible fighter jets.