"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!" Come CAPTION Donald Trump!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Every time I start thinking, I smell rubber burning. Why is that?" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, there are lots of reasons my case is different than Franken's .. . . With my accusers, hell, I never even knew them. . . . Besides, it was different back in those days, in many cases even expected. . . . And did you take a look at them? Back then they looked even worse. . . . Another thing, I know it's not polite say but in many cases, they actually really wanted it. . . . Maybe they were mad when I turned them down. . . . I mean, take your pick. . . . But the kicker is this: . . . Franken admitted it! . . . You can't fool me with those questions. . . . They're just words."

[Xipe Totec]

1. Not the sharpest crayon in the box. nt

[lpbk2713]

2. The lights are on but nobody's home.

...

[Maeve]

3. Not the sharpest brick in the chandelier eom

[rzemanfl]

4. Do you think this combover came naturally? Lots of thinking went into it,

lots and lots, very, very precidential, believe me.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Probably takes him longer to do his hair than I do.

[rzemanfl]

7. Hi GAT.

I am seventy years old and still have all my hair in its original color. Don't ask me how. It does give me lots of reason to make fun of Drumpf.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Wow! Not have any gray is lucky.

Actually, my hair is still the same color it always was, too.

[rzemanfl]

12. Good. Never let'em see you age.

When I turned seventy I swam a mile a day for ten days in a row. On the eleventh it stormed and the pool closed.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. That's showing encroaching age!

I still have a few years (not many), but hope to be able to do the same when I hit that milestone.

[rzemanfl]

14. Don't rush. n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. I'm not!

But it's not very far off.

[alittlelark]

8. The hairstyle comes from his mother...

It really IS his mother.

[rzemanfl]

11. Yes, his undocumented immigrant mother. n/t

[dalton99a]

17. Straight out of a horror movie

[Bozvotros]

25. Wow! It does look like he is trying to duplicate her hair.

I wonder if he wears her pearls and dresses to "relax"...... Those photos would be better than the pee tape.

[sarge43]

5. The little voices in my head are singing Rocket Man.

Press here to activate bull shit pump.

Trying to clean ear. Missed again.

[skip fox]

9. Three beauties.

(I have a hard time keeping them short.)

[sarge43]

19. Thank you

[samnsara]

16. the voices are singing 'They're Coming to take me Away...'

hey hey hee hee I will be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats.......

[sarge43]

18. Perfect.

[Hekate]

31. He'll outwit them them all because... kidneys

Haha hoho heehee to the Funny Farm where life is beautiful allll the time.

[skip fox]

20. D.T. Continues:

"My barber calls this the Hemorrhoid Clip-an'-Tuck."

[GallopingGhost]

21. "And if I push this

button right here, it activates the liddle mouse that writes my tweets for me."

[GeorgeGist]

22. Bwahahaha ...

"Dad said I was sharp as a mash-potato sandwich. You just can't fool me!"

Love your stuff.

[skip fox]

23. Thanks.

This CAPTION is in honor of my father who always said this of me. Jokingly, at least most of the time . . . that is, I think.

[dembotoz]

24. so when i got the first lobotomy they drilled right here

[Hekate]

32. Whoops

[underpants]

26. Trump can't even pick his nose correctly

[sarge43]

27. ...

[dixiegrrrrl]

35. thank you

I truly needed a good laff.

[Motley13]

28. Got it! Damn cooties

[backscatter712]

29. So dense light bends around him! n/t

[underpants]

30. You can't come up with something original if you're a moron

[left-of-center2012]

33. "There's nothing in here !"

[ProudLib72]

34. That strand, right there. See it? That's original. nt