Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Details His Sexual Exploits With '50 Very Attractive Females'

[DonViejo]

by Lawrence Bonk | 1:06 pm, November 17th, 2017

An Ohio gubernatorial candidate, and sitting supreme court justice, has just penned what may be the hottest take of all in response to the sexual assault allegations plaguing Sen. Al Franken.

Bill O’Neill, a Democrat, took to Facebook in the wake of the allegations against Franken and decided to make a point about just how far this “national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions” has gone. His preferred method? Writing about all of the beautiful women he has made sweet, passionate love to throughout the years (really.)

You have to read this thing in its entirety, in which he describes his dalliance with Bob Taft’s personal secretary in the hayloft of a barn, among other sexual encounters. It is truly a work of absurdist art.

Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males. As a candidate for Governor let me save my opponents some research time. In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females. It ranged from a gorgeous personal secretary to Senator Bob Taft (Senior) who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn in Gallipolis and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior advisor to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland.

Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis. I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago.

Peace.

All told, 70-year-old O’Neill claims to have convinced around 50 women to have sex with him throughout his lifetime.

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[AJT]

1. As long as it was consensual, good for him.

[marble falls]

2. Consensual being the key word. How has wife taken this news?

[bettyellen]

3. I love the open and forthright attitude. Screw these phony Christians and their bullshit/

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. I am underwhelmed with this "forthright" post.

I don't know if he's being serious or what, but I don't find this funny or appropriate at all coming from a candidate for office. If it's satire or mocking Trump, it fails miserably.

"speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males" WTF?
50 in 50 years
"very attractive"
"gorgeous blonde"
"drop dead gorgeous red head"

Please tell me I am not the only one who fails to find this indicative of a particularly enlightened perspective regardless of consent. I'm embarrassed he's a democrat.