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Anti-Trump Limerick Challenge (Original Post) HAB911 Nov 2017 OP
I'll try one! Initech Nov 2017 #1
OK... MineralMan Nov 2017 #2

Initech

(100,104 posts)
1. I'll try one!
Wed Nov 8, 2017, 10:22 AM
Nov 2017

There once was a guy named Trump
At 3:00 AM, he takes a colossal dump
Using his unsecured Android smartphone
He makes the whole world groan
Because his diet of KFC makes him angry and plump

MineralMan

(146,331 posts)
2. OK...
Wed Nov 8, 2017, 10:33 AM
Nov 2017

There once was a Dotard named Trump,
Who had a voluminous rump.
His usual way
Was to bluster all day,
It's no wonder he's now in a slump.

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