I feel my oocytes are being discriminated against because they haven't become zygotes yet.

[Solly Mack]

A zygote can now save for college but my oocytes, that also have potential, can't even get social security cards.

I'd like to have a tax deduction for housing and other maintenance for each of my oocytes.

I don't think this unfair to ask.

If a zygote can have a college fund, my oocytes - which I house, nourish, and otherwise care for, deserve to be counted as my dependents for the purposes of filing taxes.

After all, my oocytes are homo sapien oocytes.

Thank you.

Solly Mack

Because - that's why.

Eggs are people too!

[montana_hazeleyes]

1. My oocytes all left home.

[Solly Mack]

2. You should still be able to claim them for the time they were at home and in your care.

Seems only fair.

[meow2u3]

12. I ran out of oocytes

Repunks will have no grounds to imprison me.

[montana_hazeleyes]

3. You're right!

I lovingly housed and nurtured them for 54 years, then they left and caused me a lot of trouble in the process. I should get a refund on all the back taxes.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Why can't my unused eggs in my ovaries collect Social Security?

Like the Military, they were ready for duty but just weren't called up. Now they're retired.

[Solly Mack]

5. Another great point!

[Laffy Kat]

6. Hmmmm. If I was born in 1957, how many dependents can I claim? nt

[Solly Mack]

8. Pick a number and go!

[Vinca]

7. I think everyone who has a zygote should take a tax deduction for it.

[Solly Mack]

9. Sure - neglect the poor little oocytes. :P

But yeah - both should get it.

[HAB911]

10. Discrimination

Remember the sperma!

But seriously folks, this is just the next step to life beginning at conception. This cannot be allowed to proceed.

[Solly Mack]

11. Sperm, too. (Of course!)

I agree. It can't be.

[FSogol]

13. I'm going to put "200 million" in the dependents box on my 1040 this year.

[Solly Mack]

14. Well, yeah! At least!

[central scrutinizer]

15. Damn that vasectomy!

I threw away millions of tax exemptions!