I'm just wondering how much butter one would need to spread all over Jeff Sessions...

[MrScorpio]

Because it's certainly looking like he's toast right now.

[MyOwnPeace]

1. I'm guessing

with Jefferson Beauregard Sessions he'd be served up with a side of grits....

[MLAA]

7. And a side of his goose is cooked

[ffr]

2. Gross!

[OnDoutside]

3. Friday news drop coming up !

[Glamrock]

4. Bwaaaaaa

Kick ass!

[Wwcd]

5. Butter up Jeffy!

[JDC]

6. Hes Slippery Enough -or- Mmm Butter. Take your pick

I liked your joke. Good one

[Binkie The Clown]

8. There's no turkey fryer big enough to hold that turkey.

Guess we'll just have to lock him up!

[GallopingGhost]

9. Ha!

In Sessions case, it would be Country Crock of Shit or White Bonnet margarine.

[MrScorpio]

10. Actually, both of those are surprisingly good nicknames for ol' Beauregard. nt

[GallopingGhost]

11. They're all greasy,

unappetizing and easily bought!

[jmowreader]

12. None

Sessions deserves a thin coat of lard. A pound will be more than enough.